cheeks, stained with guilt

by irolo
Listening to: bent - private road
Feeling: popular
i punished her with my left and finished her with my right boxing! -- routine shackles me down and softly tames me from riding off into a chemically polluted sunset. i finished my painting masterpiece, this is the original painting down below, but i made her have purple/blue skin and a crazy green to yellow fading background. it seriously looks better than it sounds?!
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paint me
clothed!
sure, also add a laser and a peg leg and ninja stars and thanksgiving dinner and a special hat of your choice
laser beams are for wimpy scientists, peg legs are for unfashionable gimps, thanksgiving is a very ironic meat-eating holiday and hats are for unemployed people with lice and ebola!

fits you perfect?<3
yes!, also, give me a catchy one-liner!
what about
"I FOUND CHEWBACCA IN MY NOON OATMEAL MEAL AND I THOUGHTFULLY DROWNED HIM WITH MY SPOON"
no! it needs to be shorter, catchier and explain the explosions in the background!
no, THATS your only line for all eternity