don't serve a soulless corporate god when you grow up, remember remember remember! i beat my cat today with an iron curtain rod. hes really quiet right now and hes not moving but i know he isnt dead. i know if i lean down and cuddle and whisper sweet apologies to him, he'll cat-bitch-slap my throat open and pee in my mouth. i wont be able to sleep tonight without my curtain rod. that fatherfucker