Listening to: lyrical gangster - here comes the hotstepper
Feeling: melodramatic
im a reality tv show/animal planet whore!
->kept
->stripsearch
->dancing with the stars
->corwin's experiences
->hbo movies
->average joe
->lost
->family guy
->surreal life
->SNL
->tom and jerry
->roswell repeats
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I learned how to do an axe-kick and a wheat-grain-machine lookalike kick; in other words, some badass ground fighting moves. i learned how to sidestep a right hook while giving a palm-strike punch and how to slide out of a choke hold. next monday will be the challenge because its one of the final days and we're going to be ambushed unwittingly as a test
im gonna get freaky on some poor unsuspectly off duty policeman, oh yeah, big time.
my instructor had this bad-ass tshirt that had a big scientific view of a vagina with two fists attached to the ovary wing things. she called it the FIGHTING VAGINA
iwantone
http://barbershopaids.ytmnd.com/
Instead of learning to axe-kick you should just carry an axe around like everybody else.