Stole from someones diary. Mwa-ha-ha. I'm so hardcore. if i were a month, i'd be: July if i were a day of the week i'd be: Friday if i were a time of day, i'd be: Midnight. if i were a planet, i'd be: Mercury.. Ohhh, feels the burn baby. if i were a animal, i'd be: Unicorn if i were a direction, i'd be: North-South. if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: A rug, people step all over me anyway. if i were a historical figure, i'd be: sylvia plath if i were a liquid, i'd be: Alcohol. Mwa-ha-ha if i were a tree, i'd be: A pine if i were a bird, i'd be: Cardinal if i were a tool, i'd be: Wrench if i were a flower/plant, i'd be: Lily if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: A summer rain. if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: Pixie. if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: guitar. if i were an wild animal, i'd be: A panther. if i were a color, i'd be: Red. if i were an emotion, i'd be: Fiery if i were a vegetable, i'd be: Tomato. Red, and plump.. if i were a sound, i'd be: A lions roar. if i were an element, i'd be: Fire if i were a car, i'd be: a A rolls roice if i were a song, i'd be: Black Hole Sun by soundgarden if i were a movie, i'd be: Cruel Intentions. Because.. well I have Cruel intentions. if i were a food, i'd be: spaghetti if i were a place, i'd be: Hawaii if i were a material, i'd be: Velvet. if i were a taste, i'd be: Sugar. if i were a scent, i'd be: Fresh rain in a garden. if i were a word, i'd be: Fuck if i were an object, i'd be: A drum. if i were a body part, i'd be: A middle finger. if i were a facial expression, i'd be: Crying. if i were a subject in school, i'd be: Biology if i were a cartoon character, i'd be: Sleeping Beauty. if i were a shape, i'd be a: A blob. if i were a number, i'd be: 13 if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: A straight jacket.