Morning chaps Well, Monday dawns in all its bleak, wintery Mondayness... no surprises there. Spent the night at work last night in Hell's Video Store - needless to say, with three days of rain happening at the time, it was pretty shit. Why can't people get a rainy day hobby which does not involve heading out to the local video store to inflict their boredom/misery/unlovedness on me? Sorry, I really don't care - I'm kinda busy just trying to live my own morbid existence, know what I'm saying? "I can see you're busy under 47 piles of videos and DVDs which you are processing... but can you recommend something?" Yes - sex with three girls simultaneously. Even if you are a girl. IF you're a gay guy, well, try it anyway, because as my good mate in Poland says, sex is just sex. He's gay, so it's not just talking for the sake of talking. Anyway, it was 7 hours of rainy Hell which I get to look forward to for the next 4 months or so while we struggle in Winter's watery grip. Nevertheless, onward to glory, as someone famous and/or inspiring probably said (or at least should have said). So that's what I'm doing. And getting high on 3 cups of filter coffee in the last hour, because that's how I function at my best. Keep your cigarettes; keep your herbal teas, keep your mineral waters and healthy branflake-infested vegetarian breakfasts, keep your junk food and your tofu. Keep everything. Just leave me the coffee. laters