Well, unfortunately Gary Hall Jr won the 50m free after fannying about in that ridiculous outfit beforehand. The Croat from UC Berkeley came in 2nd and our newest poster-boy Roland Schoeman just a touch behind in third. We have an expression in .za which refers to a "'moer my' gesig" (pronounced, essentially, moor may ghuh-sigh, with the gh spoken like a Spanish j). Ever notice how sometimes you just look at someone and without even knowing their name or anything just instantly despise them and you want to beat their face in with a blunt, heavy stick? Welcome to the essence of the "moer my" gesig. Translated literally, it means "a 'hit-me-fucking-hard' face." National pride aside - and I can say that after the 4x100m freestyle held on Sunday - I can say that Gary Hall Jr, with that ludicrous, naff, utterly contemptible boxer's outfit and his stupid blowdried bleached hair, has a "moer my" gesig. Personally, I hope Reebok or Adidas sues him for not wearing his sponsored team tracksuit. And I hope de la Hoya challenges him to 3 rounds in the ring. Under prison rules. Say goodnight.