Listening to: Cloud Connected - In Flames
Feeling: sedated
Tomorrow already? Huh...
not much today...
thought I'd tell you about my invention... I actually have a prototype but it's still in the design phase... I'm not sure if big chain stores would sell it... I think it could be a great invention... and if you take my idea i'll cut you! No really... I will hunt you down... seriously... That and I think that it wouldn't be legal cause it was clearly my idea first... that is I can't find a patent on anything like it... and If I remember correctly I can easily prove mine came first so i was the first one to come up with it... I would go ahead and get a patent but there so dang expensive!!! anyway here it is!
*Infomercial voice* Don't you just hate how when you fall asleep on a book at school and you awake to a face with those ugly, disfiguring impressions? Or how your arms go numb when laying on them to long? We have the solution! Using mindblowing technology we have come up with... Binder Pillow! Simply place your head on it when you sleep and it won't be so bad!
Now... You may ask... How does it work? well if you did you might be legally retarded... I mean it's a pillow!(we apologize to legally retarded people and others offended by that last comment.. . It was in bad taste) It clips inside any normal binder for easy use and carrying!
How can you get an incredible Binder Pillow? You can't... not right now...
(Warning: We do not recomend using this to sleep during class... more like when you actually have nothing to do..)
note the crustacean theme of mine! ^_^
if you have any suggestions, questions, or comments go ahead... I already have ideas for improvements and other ideas similar to this one...
peace and love... and compfy (sometimes dirty) Pillows...
-Adolfo-
Tomorrows Horoscopes (june 28, 05)
LIBRA
If you have a scrapbook with pictures of you with famous people or articles that carry your name, make room. There is some publicity surrounding you that will get your name and face in the right place soon.
SCORPIO
A chance to be given what other people must earn arrives. Look to avoid any petty contests over who looks better; in fact, better that you not stand out at all. There could be some rule violation coming to the person everyone notices.
SAGITTARIUS
Your problem-solving ability will be back on track today, and so is your standing with a group of friends who might have been a little distant lately. Focus on reminiscing about the past to solidify the bonds of friendship.
GEMINI
Getting the word to a potential partner suddenly gets easier. Avoid people who would carry the message there for you. A creative solution will make you more aware of what is at stake.
CAPRICORN
The tension of an unresolved emotional drama could cramp your style today. Meanwhile, there are a few opportunities to get noticed by someone whose attention would mean the most to you.
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