For those of you who like our president George W. Bush... Here is a small fraction of just how intelligent of a person he is. (and no I didn't make any of this up... These are his words) BUSH QUOTATIONS! _____________________________ "Teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." "Is our children learning?" "It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." "We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." "They can get in line like those who have been here legally and have been working to become a citizenship in a legal manner." "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." "My views are one that speaks to freedom." "I love to bring people into the oval office...and say, this is where I office." "In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." "And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" "[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." "I'm the master of low expectations." "I think war is a dangerous place." "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." "Our nation must come together to unite." "The great thing about America is everybody should vote." "Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work." They misunderestimated me." "Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call." "Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." "The fact that he relies on facts...says things that are not factual...are going to undermine his campaign." "I think we agree, the past is over." "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." and just to show you how nice of guy he is... Here's something he said privately "Fuck the Jews. They didn't vote for us." _____________________________ nuff said...