NINE FIRSTS: First Screen Name: onedeath First Pet: lobster named buck-nine First Piercing: nose First Crush: kindergarten - sophia First CD: naughty by nature First Car: 1980 blue piece of shit honda First True Love: sway First Stuffed Animal: teddy bear named robert First Trip: italy - i was 6 or 7 -------------------------------- EIGHT LASTS: Last Car Ride: estimated 13 hours ago Last Movie Seen: wolf creek Last Phone Call: estimated 1/2 hour ago Last CD Played: louis xiv Last Bubble bath: what am i gay? never Last time you Cried: see above Last time you laughed: estimated 5.5 minutes ago Last time you fell: fucking saturday - hurt my leg -------------------------------- SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: Have you ever dated one of your best friends: yes - repeatedly Have you ever been arrested: of course Have you ever skinny dipped: absolutely Have you ever been on tv: not yet Have you ever kissed someone and then regreted it: never Have you ever been to a concert: of course Have you ever gone commando: everyday -------------------------------- SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY: 1. had some bacardi 151 2. watched aqua teen hunger force 3. teased my little brother 4. masturbated 3.5 times 5. called my ma 6. smoked some weed -------------------------------- FIVE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING: 1. my "i like butter" tshirt 2. dirty jeans 3. a sock 4. my oldmans hat 5. addidas -------------------------------- FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO: 1. spurn 2. yeti 3. bear 4. leander -------------------------------- THREE CHOICES: 1. Hot or Cold: breezey 2. Black or white: black 3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate -------------------------------- TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. rob a bank 2. have an orgy -------------------------------- ONE THING YOU REGRET: 1. actually believing spurn when he said he borrowed that car *i really cant believe i just sat here and did this - fucking christ i need to leave the house and find someone or something to do. how g'lame. the sex machine -alexander