don't worry it isn't a real word: wiends. it would be nice if it was though. then i could give it my very own definition like: wiends: pronounced (wee-ind-z) noun. pronoun. adjective. meaning: to anoculate pregnancy before the elephant is capable of drinking more sugar then that one guy who jumped across the lake, or to steal from a small child while screaming obscentities. aw that would be sweet. trust me. ------------------------------- i'm up late. my boss has called at least 14 times and has left only 11 messages. it bothers me when things aren't equal...he could've at least left 3 more blank messages, you know those awesome ones people leave where they breathe a moment or two and then slam down the phone. he could've at least done that for me. FATBASTARD. well...he is. REMEMBER KIDS: it isn't mean as long as it's true. so the next time you see that ugly fat girl walking down the street and you say some thing like: "oh man that chick is fucking ugly and fat." and then the person in your company says: "thats like so totally mean." you can say: "it ain't mean if it's the fucking truth." (feel free to substitute ain't for isn't or to leave out the word: fucking). ---------------------------------- i think i'll quit my job today. i'm tired of it. i'm not a good car salesman anyway. i always end up telling them the truth about crash statistics or engines blowing up. why? because. i've read the reports and find it enetertaining when i tell them that their precious family could be blown up in seconds. they always think twice about the shiney minivan. if anything i like to think of myself as an environmental activist. less cars on the road = less pollution. and you're welcome. ----------------------------- right now i need a shower because i smell like cheap booze, cigarette smoke, and whore. so excuse me while i bathe. but feel free to imagine me in the shower. word. bitches. -sincerely. the original sin alexander