i once considered liposuction

i would/ve done it to if the nurse hadn/t refused to let me keep my own fat. i just wanted a little-itty-bitty jar of it to keep as a momento. she refused me my own fat? insane. what is the world coming to? and where is it going after that? okay. here/s the 4-11. i/ve relocated. i don/t live in ny or nv any longer. and haven/t for a moment. my location now is T.O.P S.E.C.R.E.T i/m being held in protective services until further notice. why? i can/t tell you why. how long will i be here? i can/t and haven/t been told how long i will be here. it/s all C.L.A.S.S.I.F.I.E.D until further notice. ----------------------------------------- i/d be impressed if that were true. ------------ i have a girlfriend. don/t lose hope ladies i don/t plan on keeping this one around forever. i/m beginning to think she may be mildly retarded. I KID. a little. she wants me to move in. but i don/t think the girl i/m living with now would still support me financially if i were to move in with some other woman. and that right there is the problem. i might have to get a job. ------------------------- so yea. are there still old old old long ago regulars on here? i used to have fans and be the fan of some. word. sincerely nude alexander-the-best-damn-lay-ever-despite-whatever-julia-says-bitch p.s. for a dear love of mine...or at least lust... This _____________ while my parents were in town I _________ in while they were _________ with ____________ and some __________ and then there was some sort of _________ thing and i __________ and then passed out.
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summertimes,doin the recap thing...workin wit americans now..tis weird,kinda assumed ye wer all mad in d head..but yer not...terrible stuff..
This Thanksgiving while my parents were in town I rocked out/in while they were canoodling with werebunnies and some moccasin-toting munchkins and then there was some sort of gorilla-bear-lion-shark thing and i fucking shat myself and then passed out.