don't ask. i won't bother to explain. where i've been. or what i've been doing. or who i've been doing it with. i will tell you that i am back from time to time. like this time. right now. this moment. i've spared some minutes to sit down and write a bit. again. alright. i've been busy. i've been busy running around town, getting arrested, getting un-arrested, working, not working, sexing, and basically being the me most of you or some of you or maybe none of you remember me being. i was in a relationship for a minute. a very HOT minute. but it has come and gone as most of my relationships tend to do once i've reached that horrible point of complete boredom. the girl was FINE. she was pretty with nice big blue eyes and a smile that still sort-a brings me up. she was smart and funny and a heavy drinker to boot. she was brilliant actually. thinking about it as i often do these days - she was pretty perfect. i am considering getting back to her i know she's waiting for it despite her dating that new loser. i know or maybe she knows that i know that she's waiting. to make a long story short...pretty perfect girls don't deserve pretty unperfect guys. i need to write more i know but right now i need to go drink large amounts of alcohol, get high, and go to work. what's going on in your lives? tell me. i might try to care. yo. -alexander the great