i have come to the conclusions that (a) some boys should just stick to being white (b) not all lesbians are just pretending and you shouldnt attempt to change their minds (c) elvis is alive and living down the block from me and finally (d) i definitely need to stop dating/sleepingwith/hitting on insane people who find it their mission from that day on to stalk/harass/kill me. fucking psychos...so i play a few head games and that makes me a bad person...how damned brutal. what am i suppose to do? be the good guy all of the time and actually mean what i say? do you have any idea how much pressure and honesty that involves? i mean seriously...i have needs too. and im sorry if my needs include lying just to get laid or borrow money or get you off of my phone or just lying to mess with your mind a bit. i cannot be "hated on" for the ways i get my kicks. blame god...or biology for creating the sexymonster before you...just dont blame me. or better yet blame yourself...youre the one sucking up every damned lame line i put out there...sucka. -------------- so todays good. slow and steady and i think ive been stoned since around 6 in the a.m. so no complaints. im feeling pretty mellow, although i was due into work today and totally forgot until about 5 hours into the shift i was supposed to be working while i was busy sitting on the couch smokng up and watching spongebob...damn i love that cartoon...i really really really truly do. -------- math problem: if bobby has 2 bunnies and rudy has 6, while linda on the 8th floor of the project house has 11 bunnies and 2oz of crack she needs to move by tonight because tommy "killer" ramone needs 1100 dollars by friday and is relying on linda to move his damn product or he/ll not only put a bullet in her head but also in 9 of the 11 bunnies, 2 of which he plans on keeping in order to give his 1 bunny some company because its seemed lonely lately due to the fact that the other 3 of tommy "killer" ramone's bunnies decided to go awol in order to avoid any more inappropriate touching by tommy "killer" ramone's son tommy jr...the time now is 11:45 p.m. how many bunnies will be alive by 12:00 a.m.? please show all work. ----------------------------- i need reesepeanutbuttercups and some water. lets get naked? -alexander