because sense is far too expected.
chickens can/t fly because god hates chickens. (the same for penguins too).
spiders exist only to scare girls or weepish-pussified-men.
crocodiles have 5 toes on each claw.
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go ahead see how easy it is. bitches.
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"there is only one man and his name is ralph."
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this is what happens when you take too many things at once. or twice at once. or thrice at once. it all gets jumbled. and mumbled.
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i once knew a girl named jill. she once fell down a hill. she did not die. so down that hill i climbed. 3 shots later there she lies.
oh i/m so kidding.
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i walk around kicking over trash cans some nights. it/s rather fun to hear the noise. when i/m really bored i try kicking over cars. but i just end up hurting myself.
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nothing to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. how about you?
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it/s been a long day.
still, how've you been? and you better answer me this time. i've missed ya. still on aim at all? i am barely ever, but i'm there.
i miss your fill-in-the-blanks. do them again? you should. yes. you will. thanks.
~your greatest fan, katie