this is still working. how weird. so what it is jive turkeys? ---------------------- yes, apparently i feel the need to write again. damn you mistress of inspiration, damn you to muse hell. -------------------------------- RESOLUTIONS 101: 1. no more sex with sleeping people - when they wake they are not so happy 2. no more drinking and passing out and urinating on people's belongings and/or children or pets 3. smoke-less then my grandmother - she's up to about 2 pack a day 3. more drugs - less overdoses 4. more alcohol - less one night stands involving prostitutes and/or midgets 5. gain weight 6. no more talking to myself in public restrooms 7. make more weird noises in public restrooms 8. more anonymous sex with hot people - less masturbation 9. be nicer to the parental units 10. get revenge for that funny little christmas eve prank 11. give brother back his credit card 12. repay aunt who lent me 1000$ 13. no more trouble-having only trouble-making 14. change underwear 15. more bathing 16. be more reliable and dependable especially in situations involving money 17. less lying 18. more exaggerating 19. party more - pass out less 20. kill something word------------------- the fucking best of the best. -alexander.