Jamie's survey thing The Generic Teenager Stereotype Do you drink [alcohol]? sometimes, yeah Do you party a lot? How often? not a lot, can't throw many parties when ur 14 Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? no way jose How often do you use the word like in an average hour? like.. alooot! Do you skip classes? How often? i stay home when i wanna Do you have casual sex? Protected? virgin! Do you steal? done it b4 Do you wear inappropriate clothing? not really Do you drool over celebrities? my whole wall is full of em, i fall asleep looking at them. Do you watch a lot of TV? eh not really Do you ever watch the News? no why wud i Do you even care about world issues? nah unless its big like the pope dying (RIP) or the apocolypse or sumthing :) Do you read books often? yeah Are you failing a lot of your classes? nope Do you spend most of your time with your friends? heck yes Do you smoke cigarettes? naw Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? malls... not seven elevens. Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? almost always Do you cuss a lot? I think so Are you desperate to fit in? im okay Are you intelligent? i can be i guess The Goth Stereotype Black lipstick? ew no Black eyeliner? yea Black eyeshadow? sometimes Black trenchcoat? uh no. Black boots? no thanks Black fishnets? only for my halloween costume Black nail polish? nope Cigarettes? no Heavy metal music? hate it Marilyn Manson? isnt he the guy who got his ribs removed so he cud suck his own dick? ...yea no thanks. Kittie? aw kitties are cute Cradle of Filth? wtflip Constant frown and perpetual angst? lol no Are you an intellectual? I could be An atheist? no Horrible home life? not compared 2 others. Hopelessly depressed? lol no Suffering with suicidal idealations? nah Self-mutilation? like once a lifetime The Punk Stereotype Plaid? eek Big black boots? eek times 2 Mohawk? lmao no Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] 2 in each ear.. oo im dangerous Loud, confident and opinionated? yea Wild hair colors? nah NOFX? YEA! Rancid? YEA!!! Well versed on political scandals and outrages? huh? The Jock Sterotype What's your IQ? 3.75ish Do you watch a lot of sports? nah Play a lot of sports? playin around yea Talk a lot about sports? heck no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? a lot Are you arrogant? don think so Are you a male or female whore? nah Are you homophobic? if ur lesbian just keep ur distance- if ur a gay guy lets go shopping Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? um no? i tease ppl kidding around but not 2 seem confident But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? eh no Boobs = fatness of the upper body? um idk lol Parties = wooohooooooooo Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = nooo way! The Girl Stereotype Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance? yea Have you ever been on a diet? no lol How much did you lose? didnt do it Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? i didnt fucking diet Make yourself throw up? noo Make-up? of course Low-cut tops? yeah sometimes How big are your boobies? [Cup size] hey! none of ur business! geesh Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? yea.. Giggle a lot? no, i flat out laugh my ass off unless im talking 2 a guy lol What's the deal with boys? immature hot sons of bitches lol Thongs? yep Pretty bras? a must YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? all Who's the weaker sex? male of course! Are you a feminist? yea Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? he's sexy How often do you shave your legs? every other day Are you emotional? super This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] (old coconut wtf?) Originality or Acceptance? 2 be honest.. acceptance- i wudnt walk around in bright pink pants and neon green shirt 2 be original Independence or Companionship? companionship Stability or Freedom? freedom Personal or Interpersonal? dono wat that is Introvert or Extrovert? like inny bellybuttons or outie bellybuttons? lol well mine's inny! Popularity or Isolation? popularity Unique or Loved? loved Understood or Individual? understood You or Them? us :) xo0x Mariana PS- JAMIE KNOWS!