We are the Stonefold girls. We wear our hair in curls. We wear our dungarees, To show our sexy knees, You know the boy next door, He got me on the floor. I gave him 50p, To give it all to me. My mummy was surprised, To see my belly rise. My daddy jumped for joy, It was a baby boy... -------- My boyfriend gave me an apple, my boyfriend gave me a pear. My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stair. I gave him back his apple, I gave him back his pear. I gave him back his kiss on the lips and I threw him down the stair. I threw him over Scotland, I threw him over France. I threw him over the universe and he lost his underpants. --------