never ever will i ever
choose between a Sword or Feather
Sword, no words, just hack and slash
and try to bring them down at last
the Feather, oh, so very clever:
you take the words and turn them 'round
and make their smiles into a frown
never ever will i ever
choose between a Sword or Feather
but yet that Feather, oh so clever
can do much worse than fleshy sever
can reap the mind and kill the soul
and make you wish your heart were cold
forever ever will i ever
drop a sword and choose a Feather
the mind when beat, can maim the form
forever make you bare and worn
sadly i don.t have the same effect on women as i do men :/