NO first graders were actually injured Just old ladies Today kickin ass I probably shouldn't swear right now cuz the teacher just walked behind me. Then she told me that I should be doing my work not surfing the net. Geez I am righting a fricking story. Alright here it goes. Hi my name is Anna. I am quitting my job at Herbergers and it is my last day to make Hell. There is Laura. Here it comes. "Anna could you bring this to Sandy?" No goddammit bring your own fucking shit to Sandy! I grab the clothes from throw them on the ground and jump on them. She just stares at me stunned. What you stupid bitch haven't you ever seen someone freak out? I ran up to a customer who was checking out and I jump on to the convaer belt and slap the cashier in the face. He falls back in pain. The customer stares and backs away. I get off the belt and walk at him screaming YOU DONT WANT THAT YOU DONT NEED IT!!! He just stares and trips backwards over the scroller rack. I just laugh. Mario appears through a doorway. He yells out to me. HERE!! The spoon flies through the air. I run and jump just barely catching it as I tuck and roll. I land up on my feet and there is my enemy. Yeah the old lady in the wheel chair. I sprint at her, she speeds towards me and suddenly brakes. Locking both of them, she is totally in mobile Yes. Now is my chance I do a back flip over her and slash the back of her neck cutting it open. She screams and I yank her backwards. I run through the doors and there are the ladies henchmen. Lined in two lines like Madeline. The 1st grade. NO!!!!. I run down the middle of the lines, hacking and slashing at the throats of them. Until I see the teacher, she dashes at me crying I throw the spoon so that it flies right into her face. As she falls I punch her in the face and run to my car. THE END Inspired by Anna and Frodo