Today was a really funny/disgusting/exciting day. LOL! Well I got up at 10:30 to take a shower. After my bro was ready to leave I drove to Lawrence and we picked up a kitten my lil cousin begged me to take so she didn’t have to take him to the animal shelter. So Bryant and I were at their house for like an hour. Caroline didn’t wanna give up the kitten but her mom told her we needed to leave. Yeah well we got in the car and drove to McDonalds with the cat and got some food to eat on the way back. I gave the kitten little pieces of bread from my sandwich and Bryant gave him a French fry. Well the cat settled down and fell asleep on Bryant and then it would wake up and I’m like just set him in the back seat. He can sleep there. Well we would look back there every so often and see if he was still sleeping. Well after we had just gotten out of Ottawa and I was driving down a hill I hear the cat making a noise. And boy do I not like the noise! I turn around and I’m like Bryant that cat better not puke in my car! And it starts to puke and I’m like SHIT!!! FUCKING CAT! DAMNIT! NO FUCKING WAY!! I pull over on a road. I get out and I look at the back seat. Does that cat puke in one spot? Oh nooo! It pukes in four different spots on the seat. I’m like FUCK! I grab all the napkins I can find and clean the cat up and then clean the puke up as much as I can. Well cat seemed fine after that. Then later on the cat goes down to were my feet are and just lays there and falls asleep. I’m like okay whatever. Well then I see the cat wake up and it walks over to were the door is and just kinda sits there. I’m like you sooo better not be taking a shit! I pull over and pick the cat up and there is fucking diarrhea on my sandal and the floor board and the floor mat. I’m like EWWWWW DISGUSTING! DAMN IT YOU FUCKING CAT! Well I get the febreze that I have in my car out and spray it on the shit cuz it smells soooo bad! Well we end up getting home and right as soon as I turn the car off the cat starts to puke again. I grab the cat and put it outside my door and what does it puke up? Just spit. The cat’s stomach was empty by then. Well it was pretty funny to have my brother in the car when all of this happened cuz he couldn’t stop laughing and I was like laughing. It was great except that I had to clean it all up by myself. I let Caroline and Sam name the cat. His name is Tiger cuz he looks like one. He is litter box trained and he would be a great house cat but my parents won’t let me keep him inside. Well tonight I had him in the house and he was kneading my arm. You know like when they are little and they nurse on the mothers and it soothes them. Well the cat wouldn’t quit so I went and put him on my dad. I was laughing my ass off cuz he kept kneading my dad’s belly. Well I went in and gave him some milk and then I gave him to my dad. Tiger finally fell asleep on my dad in the recliner. Then my dad started to fall asleep. It was pretty funny. Well the school has my schedule messed up. They have me for gym first thing in the morning at Pomona. Then they have me set up for two social studies classes. I only need one! It’s really pissing me off. I’m gonna try and get it changed. If you guys are wondering why I haven’t set my journal to private yet, it’s because I’m gonna wait till my b-day to do it. Well only one person is pry gonna read this. So there isn’t any point in writing more. Alyssa