Baby puppies [inc. fuckfuckfuck]

I went to uni today. Huzzah! It was actually shit, dad drove me and I hadn't had any caffeine so I was... well... sleepy. And I ran into Chrissi when I first got there, said hi and LOW AND BEHOLD who was standing next to her but Bec. "Oh, why are you going to this lecture? Oh wait..." "I'm visiting from the faculty of economics. What the hell do you think?" I HATE BEC! She steals ALL of my friends. Well, she stole Chrissi. Fuckit. [And I was wearing my Dobsons trackies and she was looking at them, and they had CHARCOAL all over the knees because I haven't washed them since last Monday. How awkward!] Chrissi was like "Jess messaged me and told me that she doesn't exist and all that!" and I told her that I'd gone to see her, which is why she messaged everyone. OOHH Umbrella is on brb, love this clip [lame]. Stop. Hammer Time. Ah I'm obviously cool. What was I saying again? So yes I sat alone in the lecture and this kind of weird girl sat next to me at the last mintue, and the lecture was boring so I was about to fall asleep. I didn't, but I was about to. I leant my head against the hard wall and it reminded me of this time last year when I sat in the same lecture theatre alone, conquering my fears by going to the thing alone. Talk about proud =] We had to watch some stupid movie about... the German Expressionists, but I wasn't paying any attention so I was bored. Plus the stupid lecturer was droning on beforehand, explaining the ENTIRE plot, so what the fuck did we need to watch it for?! People around me were complaining too. I needed to whack him with a large object, or perhaps a wet fish. Then I could have been the hero. But alas, this was not the case. At one point I thought to myself "Hmmm I wonder where Tom is..." and all of a sudden, I opened my eyes (alright, I may have been half-asleep) and turned my head, and he was straight where I looked. I found that weird. So I walked out alone, trying to get out before Tom was there because frankly I wasn't in the mood to talk to anyone, but then I hear from behind me "Eileeeeeen!" and I coldn't tell who it was, but then I turned around (the lights were still out) and it was Gaaaaab! She was actually next to Tom. But I... you know... ignored that bit. And so she was like "And where were you on Tuesday then?" and I was like "Tuesdaaaay. What was Tuesday? OH yes. I had a nightmare." Gab didn't say anything, but Brooke, who was with her, cracked up laughing. Gab then spoke. "A nightmare." "Umm.. yep." "So, what..? Are you going to get a medical certificate for that?" "Oh, can I?" "No. Idiot." So we walked out and they laughed and called me idiotic but that's nothing new, and out of the corner of my eyes I could see Tom kind of listening and... well, pulling a face. Like he did when I told my peach story to Emma. ["And then five minutes later, I registered - Alanna had hit me with a peach!" "Eileen. Don't ever tell anybody else that story. Ever again."] Actually it may have been a nectarine. WHATEVER So I was on the train on the way to the city and Nicole called me, so we met up at the information centre at Fed Square. She then concluded by my "OOOH LOOK ITS A PINK DROP. PRETTTTTTTTTYYYYYY" that I certainly needed caffeine, so we caught the tram to my work =] Nicole then went off to uni, and I made my way out of QV to face the harsh light of day. I was fairly bored though; I went to Borders to buy Yen and Ghost World [the latter was SO HARD to get without any of the Gloria's Employees seeing me], JB's to get Oh, Inverted World [The Shins] and Broken Boy Soldiers [Saboteurs/Raconteurs]. Then I went back to Level 2 foodcourt at Melbourne Central and sketched my little heart out. Actually not so much, I read Yen for a while too. But there was a sketch of Uffie that I really liked, so I was showing it off later. Went back to work [of course]. I don't give a fuck if they think I'm a moron, I love it there =] So Tess forgot to give me a discount, Van told me I had to wear jeans tomorrow for Jeans for Genes day, and Simon was an arse. I argued over the word floret again. "The tablets say 'Natural Mint Flavour'. Natural Mint my arse, it tastes like crap!" "You have experience with that then, the eating of cr--" *steam blocks out what he says, then a customer walks over to the drinks counter* "What was that Simon? What were you saying?" "That you, you know. Have experience." "With what?" "With eating." "Eating what, Simon?" *the customer grins at us both* "With eating... lollies." She eventually walked off. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." "You have experience with eating crap." "I was so trying to get you to say that in front of her!!" "I know." *pause* "You know, I should have said eating penguins. Because then she would have really hated you. Or like baby puppies." *pause* "Shut up." "Shut up?! I didn't say anything!" "I know. Just... shut up.. I said... never mind." "What?" "Baby puppies.. because a puppy is a..." "...baby. HAHAHAHAHA you suck." So Nicole met me there and long story short, we went home. Hoorah. We had a fun train ride with people staring at us but you know, thats always the case, we talk way too loudly. I HAVE TO GET UP IN FOUR HOURS FOR WORK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH ahahahahahahahahaha. Ah. I'm listening to the Hives who are the best everrrr in the entire world. Oh btw, recap of the [fuckfuckfuck] bit: I didn't get online otherwise I would have mentioned that a thief stole money from me at work on Tuesday, and Van told me to go home and cry so I did. And also, I couldn't sleep that night, and I actually had been having nightmares which were really bad. And then I worked at Borders Gloria Jeans which was weird as hell, but not as bad as I had been fearing. I just stress way too much about everythingggggggg. love xx
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