My license is going to be taken away for 30 days. I am on probation for one year. I paid $450 in fines. I have to attend a seminar being given by the crazed group of political nutjobs called Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and for some reason it is going to cost me $35. The state is doing all they can to take as much money as possible away from me. I passed my drug test and celebrated with a handful of Vicodin. There will be no more urine analyses, but there will be Breathalyzers. That is of little concern to me, however. The judge was a fucking giant prick and he deserves to be given a bath of semen from the dirtiest of AIDS sufferers. But my probation officer was attractive. That's fucked up, huh? She was a total milf. The machine does, indeed, need to be raged against. Yes, I have realized that now. At least I didn't have to work today. And at least I have her. Yes, thank whatever for her. I am grateful.