"Oh, good fucking god, the boy exclaimed! I have a marvelous Sitdiary entry." No fucking joke. Don't you think it feels weird to type about yourself in the third person? Anyway, that thought actually surfaced inside my mind when I was driving. Like I was anticipating to come home and do this! Think about this: For our Intro to Comm class we have to write these journal entries. There has to be 25 of them. They are off this pink sheet, which is found in a blue folder where I keep that massive stash of paperwork I have acquired from this class. Just in case .. One time in high school, this first year teacher (who had a tramp stamp, no less! In fact, she looked like a slut gone bad. One who had just let it go. Drank a lot of beer, probably fucked a lot of guys, based the merit that many men will just fuck slimy holes in the wall. I'm not saying she was ever a 9, or even a (Oh my God! I just realized about putting a thought in parentheses once, and then another thought came to me, so I would ultimately have . . 3 sets of them, and it would be a strange sentence. Anyway, the outcome would be many parenthese and a somewhat confusing, but interesting, sentence)) 10,[i've become confused.. and will edit this part later...] anyway, The all coveted set of grading is a number scale, not a numeral scale. There are no A+'s, or B-'s, or occasional F's. There are only 1 through 10's. But halves can be be used, of course. So I could say, eh, 8.5, and that would be acceptable. However, something like 7.25 is really kicking it, which kind of makes you just start to sound like a machine. Ok. Back to the story! (I read about some ship getting attacked by pirates in the news! Pirates, you idiots! Every childhood dream across America has been granted!! They really do exist! My dream profession! I am 100% honest about the past five sentences.) This teacher was probably somewhere around a 6.5 when she was . . less plump? Like, I assume that most tattoo artists deny fat girls wanting to get tramp stamps, just based upon principle, right? She lost maybe 3 of my assignments totaling like 20% percent of my grade, which I had to find in the trash can because she had apparently "forget to mark them down as graded" or whatever, even though there were no scores written on them. So I just looked at what the score was actually out of on someone else's, and then I used a red pen to create my own score on the tagboard or whatever the fuck the assignment was, handed it to her and she simply marked down my perfect A's in the grade book. So that was cool. In a way it had a good outcome, but how likely is that what's usually going to happen? I think this story just took a slight branch into me talking about how I had to stash a lot of papers in my blue folder, when this is really none of what I had planned from the start. I still have the core story coming up! Anyway, my main fucking point is that I am doing journals (more often longer than I write in the school journal, I might add) on my own and I should deserve my points anyway, even if I don't write all 25 entries! I have 23, or was it 22? entries. So I don't have all that many left to do, but still. These entries were place on the pink sheet I think I mentioned up at the top, and they had a set of like 16 entries, and I guess the other ones were apparently "assigned in class" or at least that's my assumption, because I only have 23, or was it 22? entries. So I'm short. I thought maybe I should just make up some of my own entries, relating to the class, and see if she would take those, because the journal is due on Thursday. We don't have class Tuesday like usual because the 'professor' has a meeting. So I don't have school tomorrow, which is a plus to this situation. So technically I should get points just for the task of writing. I don't think it should really matter a whole lot what it's about. All the, "Ohh, what did I think was the best presentations?" and all that. They were all about the fucking same in quality, ok? I could not pick out a best one. There were four groups. Neither group especially, "shined," shall we say, but neither did any group fall into a shithole of doom, so I guess we're about even on the spectrum. I can't pick one. But I must pick one! (By the way, I use Firefox, like you should too, and I need an add-on that just let's you highlight instead of manually typing out the html every time. That's laziness for you. I'm going to make a search.) So I write ambitious comments on the paper. The group whoever talked about this shit, and actually did not engage my interest in any aspect of their topic, .. ill edit more later