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So one of my favorite things to do when I get drunk in a bar is afterward, going out to smoke (nanny-state MN and their silly anti-smoking laws), and having some random conversation with some random person. Yesterday I had one with this semi-milf about TV shows and America's obsession with the especially stupid ones, ie; American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, etc. Lots of really deep insights seem to come to you when you're drunk. But not too drunk. When I'm too drunk all I care about is swaying the conversation towards an area that will help me to get some action. Anything I say is essentially a catalyst toward that goal. Soo anything relevant or insightful I say seems to be, when I reflect on it the next day, rather inconsequential. But that's ok by me. But I can't go to bars as much as I like to because 4.75 per drink is far too rich for my stingy disposition. But when I have the cash, sometimes it feels like it's just so worth it. Fuckin' a, I was tired earlier so I took a couple caffeine pills and now all I want to do is talk and talk and talk to someone because I have too much energy.
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mayyyyybe you should come back?
:) you are funny.. green mill i suppose
Thanks dude. Easier said than done I guess.
I prefer my conversations high rather than drunk. When I'm drunk, I make up words and assume everyone knows what I'm talking about. I don't remember how to pronounce things and have to really try to concentrate on figuring out the proper way before I say them. (Leads to long pauses in whatever I'm saying...)
Yes I did, and thanks. That is my favorite thing to do when I am drunk, too. The other day, I met a man from Oklahoma who pretty much fulfilled all the stereotypes we have of southerners up here. Our conversation ended with him saluting me, and saying that hopefully, one day, my life will take me to God's land (referring to the states). It was really weird.