"it's about my penis... if you want it to be." ben folds on "philosophy" god. you should check that guy out. lyrics are too true. like "underground" "army" "satan is my master" i really wanna see him live. he does a load of improv and all that. changes the words around. live version of "underground" someone shouts out WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? after the whole "i'm sure you don't remember me..." bit. underground. god its so nice. just imagining all the little kiddies in the moshpit. i think of it every concert i go to. *swells with pride* army. agh. just read the lyrics. satan is my master. he buys me metallica records for me. nuff said. ben folds i love you. you are my life soundtrack writer.