The Big 1-8.

this is how the day went... -Chels, Bernie, Kristina, Justin, Randy and a variety of other helpers decorated my locker. Covered it in the most embarassing pictures of me they could find. Chels hid in my locker...jumped out and scared the crap outta me when i unlocked it. I give her mad props because god only knows what the hell is growing in my locker...its a mess i never ever clean it. and she sat inside it for a good five minutes. wow. -went to the casino during spare...a dollar gave me over an hours worth of entertainment. money is VERY dirty tho, my hands were black by the end of our visit. And old people give you a lot of dirty looks when ur at the casino... they just stare at u. like ur gonna jump em for their little plastic container of nickels. Idiots. -Lunch, went to Perkins, had some drinks. Then returned to class. Was...happy for the next hour. Mr. Grieves just laughed. -Family took me to Kelsey’s for dinner. Gooooood food. I broccoli cheddar soup -Then came the bar... went to Mikes at like, 8, with Travis. Three of us pre gamed it. Mike made a new drink and named it after me for my bday. Green Apple soda and vodka. Called it a Green Tarte (as tarte is my nickname). Had three huge glasses of that. Mike and travis got me a piece of ass for my birthday... an ice cream cake with a 90% nude chick on it and a big HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY PAM! Wow. And they gave me the piece of cake that had the girls ass on it. Am I ever lucky. Jesse finally showed up just after 9, so we went to Bills at Transcona Inn. I had a drink, if not two, in my hands throughout the night, and didn’t pay for a single one. Tried so many shooters!! Favorite would be a Dirty Hooker or Skittles. Had a ton of Purple hazes, but those are drinks (coolers). And the Dew Drop is gross, I do not recommend it. Could still taste it the next day. OH and blow jobs are terrible...i was already drunk when I had it and it still tasted bad. Ur supposed to drink it without using ur hands, so I figured why not. Picked the glass up with my lips and emptied it into my mouth... then dropped the glass and spit it all out. It was terrible!!! I made a mess, lol. Got some dancing in too... Best part woulda been my whole birthday serenading. Like a half hour before we left (im beyond gone at this point), Mike tells the live band that its my birthday. So the singer calls me up to the front of the dance floor, asks me how old I am now, and I let out a mighty yell “18!!!!!!!!” lol...the band then played a very interesting version of Happy Birthday for me, and I rocked out on the dance floor all by myself to my song... god I wish someone had video taped that. -Was told I got home by jesse, but I don’t remember. Next thing I did remember was talking to Jeff on msn and leaving a post on the forum. Didn’t know what I had said to either tho. Only thing I did remember the next morning was two things jeff and I had talked about. The pirate in his picture, and how I couldn’t get out of my shirt. -I was deffinelty a looker this morning...considering i woke up wearing my socks from the night before, my pajama pants, my shirt from the night before...which was around my waste? lol, and then my bra. wow. And that was my 18th bday. Best day ever. :D
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