wow you know what? yesterday i went to the fair. and although i did complain about how bored i was while i was there a great deal, it was actually quite delicious. we saw many people there. like nuns. and they looked soooo cute in their little orthopedic shoes. awwwwwhhhhhh. and then there was this carnie there. and he was the BEST. he was the most stereotypical carnie that i have ever seen. he was short and really tan and wrinkly and he had thinning hair. and missing teeth. and the best part about it is when becca and i walked by, he pointed at something and was trying to get our attention but we could not hear what the eff he was saying. so it looked like he was just mouthing. and his gums were flapping due to lack of teeth. it was amazing. we walked by that booth like 5 times. juuuuuuuust to see him. and we also saw lots of cows and pigs and llamas. and ELAINE and TAWNY. who are cool. laura came home today from camp. she rules because she looks beautiful AND she told me that i looked thinner and beautiful. but that was a lie because i am still the same old size 6 that i was before. and i had makeup all over my face. and zits. but yeah. SHE was the one who looked beautiful. i swwwwweeeaaaarrr. i am so happy that shes home. but i am not happy because i am leaving in like 3 days for hicksville, smallsville "hyland" indiana. my ass. oh yeah. theres this old lady that i want to sock in the face. and i know your probably thinking "wow!!! thats awful!!" but... if you only knew what stubborn know it all assholes came from the czech republic, then you would understand. "oh hunney yor hair! itsa vey too dak fod yoo! uh don worry you vill svitch it back to blonde soon. i just no. you no, it looks so much better blonde..." yeah uh, annie hunny, your 76. and your short and tan and wobbily and wrinkly and bleached blonde AND your eyebrows are tatooed on. SHUT THE EFF UP! go marry that carnie. the end.