vaginae

Listening to: raffi- baby beluga
Feeling: alive
so last night, becca and laura and i were just sitting around and we got into this really random conversation that seriously made us all piss our pants. so the question came up, thanks to laura, "what if vaginas had teeth?" "rape levels would definitely decrease..." "oh man and you would have to go to the dentist for them!!" "ummm that would be called a GYNECOLOGIST!!" "oh yeah" "and first time having sex would for surely suck....BOY: ow!! you bit down!!! GIRL: I'm sorry, its my first time...I lost control..." OH GADDDDD SO EFFING FUNNY. i dont know, maybe you had to be there or something, but i thought it was funny. I wonder if anyone else has ever thought about this before... hmmmmm...
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I am not as genious as you guys to think of that. But woweee. Yes, that does sound mighty hillarious. That'd teach them sexist pigs! lol. Ew I think I'd really hate to have teeth on my vagina though. Eeew. I think I'd be scared to be a lesbian!
that's soooo wierd. we talked about that once. our convo wasn't that funny. more of a somber what-if scenario. ;) [slide]
[Anonymous]
i may be a comment whore....but zoe...

is the biggest internet whore i know.

SHE'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

WATCH YOUR BACK!!!
[Anonymous]
haha. yah im sorry you relate to some stuff. and sorry it took me so long to get back to you. i havent been playing on sitD much. and i really love your site
haha oh man. internet whore. please come over for supper sometime.
[Anonymous]
If vaginas had teeth, I bet Mr. and Mrs. Hollywood would make some cheesy horror flick about it.

Like "Freddy Vs. The Vagina".

Eep!

Out: Gretchen
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