I suck the heads off fish! [And if you don't get the reference well YOU SHOULD. Christ.] I am in love with Robert Downey Jr. So that's pretty much all that needs to be said about that!! Today was fun. In fact, when I opened Sit, it was only about 6:30pm and as such I shouldn't have been at home, but you know me; ditcher that I am, I made the executive decision to not go to drawing. Which means that if I miss one more drawing class this semester, I fail. And it's only the beginning of the third week. Ahhhhh feck. But it was good... Brooke and I arrived to find Lawra glaring at us, with the whole kind of "I have been up waiting for you ALL night" thing going on [born in 1965... How old does that make him? 42? Shit][RDJ, btw, not Lawra. Lawra's not a man and she's also not 42. She's 21. HEY SHE'S SO HALF ROBERT DOWNEY JR's AGE, I am so telling her that tomorrow.], apparently she got there early and had been waiting impatiently for us the entire time. And the pinkeye... well, her eyes were still pink, but she just assured us it was because she was wrecked. Yeah so. Now I can't remember what happened! But I'm sure it went something along the lines of Liv arrived, faced the wrath of Lawra, went on about possums once every two minutes before the three of us decided to ditch. Oh, wait, Sarah got there just before we decided to leave, which made me realise that there are only 6 people in first year printmedia. Lol. When we got back we were forced to make 3 stitch pamphlets by Heather, out tutor [Lawra was telling me about how she was whining to her mum about Heather. "She's fucking fat and fucking old!!" rahahaha]. Heather... I don't know. I was being a smartarse when she was doing "rollcall" - in inverted commas because it'd be twelve times easier if she actually CALLED OUT our names. But no.She has to come around to every one of us and be excruciating, by holding up a piece of paper that has all of our ID photos on it, in blurry black and white and trying to guess what our names are. I decided to bust out the GJs nametag and just save the process, but she still had to get around to everyone else on the table. Including Lawra. Who just glared at her. But anyway, we were making these stupid books and it was so obvious that Happy and Boy Who Licked His Hand were so trying to get in on our group. We were having none of it, of course. She was laughing about Voldemort. NERD. Not that I don't love nerds, it's just that I hate Happy. OH and Sally lost her stanley knife *snorts* So eventually we got out, and went to Chaddy. Shining moments there included seeing Sinead at Gloria Jeans and Lawra exclaiming "You know fucking EVERYONE!", eating tacos, sitting on the couches, the Supre-esque disco trash music coming from ROGER DAVID [WTFFFFF!] that made Liv want to hurl and going down on the up escalator at Borders. And the best moment of the day, bar none. I skipped over to the Bloom Cosmetics counter in David Jones as we were leaving, and started tesing all the fake eyeliner. Liv joined me, and started to put eyeshadow on. IT WAS SHOCKERS! This bright blue, up to her EYEBROWS, and all different shades around her eyes. She looked like a fucking multicoloured metallic panda!! AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. She looked like a drag queen, and I was so convinced we were going to be kicked out that I had to leave the area. Lawra was pissing herself too, but in all seriousness, she turned to Liv and said "You know what? It actually kind of suits you." which only made me laugh harder. Eventually Liv got a bit pissed off and left the store, muttering "I only did it as a joke" but we followed her out to the car, still laughing. The ride to Richmond station reminded me a bit of a night spent in Switch, actually. Parkway Drive blasted (so that everyone, including this old lady at the tram stop - that was hilarious - was staring at our car as it went past), and I came out of it with ears ringing and smelling like smoke. But it was worth it, if only for the hilarity of everyone's reactions to us. Later on, when Dad picked me up from under the bridge at Burwood station, we went to Camberwell ...... brb Big Brother is about to end, I haven't seen one episode this year but I kind of want to know who wins. Even though I don't know who the fuck they even are!! Fuck that actually, they are't going to do it for a while anyway. So yes, we went to Camberwell Safeway, which is where Sarski works. brb again BB ...Aleisha. Pssssht didn't even watch the show and I so knew that! SO ANYWAY It's where Sarski works, and so I excitedly ran over to the deli. She wasn't working, which is pretty much what I expected. BUT. To my surprise, we were served by none other than Anthony Pane! He didn't recognise me, or if he did, didn't say anything. But it was definitely him: I never forget a face. So I'm pretty excited about tomorrow morning because I'm going to ask Sarah aaaaall about him because I haven't spoken to the boy in yonks, probably about 6 years. Yew! I messaged Lawra to tell her. He reply: "You seriously know fucking everyone!! I LOVE IT!" Yep. Probably gonna go clean my room, then draw in my new journal (it has ponies on it, talk about the most awesome ever) and then sleep really late and wake up and have to load myself up on loads of shit instant coffee because I have to work tomorrow too. Blehh. Oh, also, saw The Simpsons Movie. It was actually pretty fucking funny, which was a surprise. And I watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang approximately 5 times in about 30 hours, so I'm a pretty sad creature. But I love that movie. LOVE LOVE LOVEE Okay going now, even though I could say so much more. I'll limit myself. Looooove, Phoebe =]