perfection in procrastination.

by ish
So I have to be at work in twenty minutes and I'm still in my pajamas, writing this. College starts in exactly one month, and I have not sent in my writing sample yet, nor have I done my interview for my Stafford Loan. I got a letter a few days ago telling me who my roommate will be, and I keep meaning to e-mail her to seem friendly and such but I get to "Hey Heather," and have no idea what else to write without sounding like a fifth-grade pen-pal from Ohio. I still have thank you notes from graduation and still have to buy new twin extra long sheets. I still have to sign up for all but one of my classes. I still have many people to see before I leave. I want to go to college. I just don't. ?
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Well, salt water at ice cold temperatures remains a liquid because it has a lower freezing point. I can only assume that coke, sprite, strawberry nesquik, or whatever your choice of beverage is has a lower freezing point than water, and is thus as cold as ice without actually becoming frozen.
The logic that these beverage vendors are following, which may or may not be the correct line of thinking, is that the drinks they are serving are frozen water cold. However, that is downright clunky and could be seen as superfluous, and is therefore shortened to the simpler phrase, ice cold. This is done with the intention that the afforementioned beverages are at about thirty-two degrees farenheit, zero celcius, and 273 kelvin. Cheers!
In a corollary to this experiment, I am such a loser.