Once more, I love my friends. Last night Kimble had her little seventeenth birthday bash at Annaliese's. Other than me, there was Annie, Courtney, Emma, Hannah, Jo, Kimble, Lauren, Michelle, Rylee, and eventually Abby (whom was later called by her mother to be informed that her aunt had found her uncle dead in the hot tub...odd, and quite sad). I don't know exactly how we came to the decision, but we ended up deciding it was time for an extreme scavenger hunt. We split into two teams...the Spice Rods (a mix of the Spice Girls and Rod Stewart, aka the music in Emma's car) which was made up of Emma, Courtney, Michelle, and Hannah, versus the Sex Pistols (why the Sex Pistols, I do not know...) which was made up of Annie, Kimble, Jo, Lauren, and me. We got our lists and left Annie's, cameras in hand to prove our feats. First I had to stand outside Wal-Mart and pretend I was homeless and get some money from people, which felt morally wrong, but was still pretty dayumn funny. I got about two dollars in change, then ran back to Annie's Escalade...convincing, I know. I changed my clothes back, put my hair back up, and then we went into the store to cover some other challenges. Listen to music loudly and do a dance routine in an aisle, go up and hold a random person's hand, go into the men's bathroom and ask for a tampon, stage a bitch fight, and run around with a bra on your head...we covered all those in Brewer's wonderous SUPER Wal-Mart. We then moved on back towards Hampden. During that ride, we covered three more challenges. Moon/flash someone from the car, get 20¢ worth of gas at a full service pump, and prank call someone. After those were all successfully completed, we pulled in to Dysart's to cover some more bases. Touch a stranger's ass (Kimble was a genius...some random guy was doing a scratch ticket as Kimble casually came up behind him, grabbed his ass, and asked if he'd gotten lucky, to which he replied "no, but I'd like to", which was creepy but whatev), and get a stranger's number. The number feat was particularly strenuous, as we drove around the parking lot to find boys, and just as we did, we noticed they were with our opponents. We pulled up and basically just started screaming for a number, because we reallllly wanted to win. If we won, we got rings. HELLS YEAH. Anyway, we got a number from some guy named Brett. The next thing we had to do was steal a pair of boxers from a boy's house, so we moved on to that. I know, this all sounds terribly fourth grade, but it was so much fun. Annie called up Tyler and asked if she could stop by for about two minutes in a half hour or so, which he didn't seem to think was weird in any way. We proceeded to Tyler's, and indeed, Annie did go into Tyler's house, get his boxers, and leave, without ever even seeing Tyler. Oh yes...she's good. Oh, and on the way there, Kimble & Lauren ding-dong ditched which had also been a challenge. The guy they did it to got quite angry, and we all laughed quite a lot. On the way back from Tyler's, we stopped at Irving to get the lasts of our list finished. Buy condoms and say to the cashier "Man, I can't wait to get laid tonight", play the question game, kiss a stranger, and jump out at someone from the bushes. We got everything taken care of (I had to kiss some guy getting gas at Irving...awkward...) then went back to Annie's to do the last thing, which was just to harass someone you never talk to online. Annie chose Ben Magaw...it was actually fairly hilarious. Somehow ended up talking about Ben and his dad having sex...I dunno. Ben definitely thought she was drunk. Anyway, regardless of the fact that we had spent time giving everything a point system and planning all the stunts out, both teams did them all (or at least all of what was on each's list...the Spice Rods had a few missing, but whatev, it's cool!) so we both won. Except nobody took their rings, which were the big thing...so after everyone had left this morning, the few left got the rings. YES. We rock the party that rocks the party. Oh yeah and we made sundaes and this morning/early afternoon we played Beamo tag on the turf. AWESOME. Hell, Lauren, Kimble...if I forgot anything, please, do tell.