A COLLECTION OF SHORT FAIRYTALES By: ME fairy tale #1 : Once upon a time there has a young SCULPTIST named ANDREW. He was SWIFTLY PEEING in the BUBBLY forest when he met BLOODY BOB, a run-away FIRE FIGHTER from the DEADLY Queen LYNARD. ANDREW could see that BLOODY BOB was hungry so he reached into his ZIPLOCK BAG and give him his SWIFTLY CHEESE. BLOODY BOB was thankful for ANDREW's CHEESE, so he told ANDREW a very YELLOW story about Queen LYNARD's daughter SKYNARD. How her mother, the DEADLY Queen LYNARD, kept her locked away in a LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA protected by a gigantic FERRET, because SKYNARD was so ROUGH . ANDREW FATTENED. He vowed to BLOODY BOB the FIRE FIGHTER that he would save the ROUGH SKYNARD. He would KILL the FERRET, and take SKYNARD far away from her eveil mother, the DEADLY Queen LYNARD, and EAT her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a HARD-CORE POND and BLOODY BOB the FIRE FIGHTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FERRET from his story. DEADLY Queen LYNARD SMACKED out from behind a UTTER and struck ANDREW dead. In the far off LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA you could hear a -QUACK-. THE END.