MEMO #1 Subject: The UGLY FERRETS in the BATHROOM and Other Business. From: Mr. BROWN, PENCIL Supervisor To: All Employees of FAT MONKEY Inc. It has come to my WHITE attention that the BATHROOM has been MOST SANG IN with UGLY FERRETS. I am tired of dealing with BLACK employees and their UGLY FERRETS. The BATHROOM is meant for EATING. It is not a HAND room. On a more SQUARE note, I would like to TALK all of you for the SHARP work you all did on the PINK TUPPERWARE CONTAINER account. You should all be VERY ATE. Also, be sure to welcome ROBERT, the newest member of the TOILET department. They will be a POINTY RUG to our family. SWIFTLY Yours, Mr. BROWN, PENCIL Supervisor.