me: what kind of god would do such things to you? "christian": there are people worse off than me... me: yes, that's another good point. what kind of god would do so much to cause so many people suffering? "christian": the lord works in mysterious ways me: who does he work for,what is the point in senseless trauma? "christian": this is all just a test. me: a test of what?? faith? "christian": it's a test to see whether i am worthy of god's love. --meanwhile-- paedophile: i have candy in my station wagon... paed: mommy says i'm not allowed to talk to strangers paedophile: well i'm not a stranger, mommy sent me to pick you up. she said you should come with me and told me just to say that your name is [insert name written in large black marker on back of child bag] and you should trust me --later, after paed has been philed-- paedophile: now, you can't tell mommy or daddy about this or they wont love you anymore. and thusly i conclude that the christian god is a paedophile. also: " This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder." now going by the book this guy's got his ticket to heaven. WHO LOVES CHRIST? god's kill tally. part one: And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the Lord, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter” (1 Samuel 6:19) 50,070 Who is on the Lord's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him. And he said unto them, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor. And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men” (Exodus 32:26-28) about 3000 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand; And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel. And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand” (Numbers 25:6-9) 24,000 And Solomon offered a sacrifice of peace offering, which he offered unto the Lord, two and twenty thousand oxen, and an hundred and twenty thousand sheep. So the king and all the children of Israel dedicated the house of the Lord” (1 Kings 8:63) 120thou sheep, 22thou oxen, no people but hey. smited they were. And Abijah and his people slew them with a great slaughter: so there fell down slain of Israel five hundred thousand chosen men. Thus the children of Israel were brought under at that time, and the children of Judah prevailed, because they relied upon the Lord God of their fathers” (2 Chronicles 13:15-18) 500thou Zera the Ethiopian with an host of a thousand thousand . . . Asa cried unto the Lord his God, and said Lord, it is nothing with thee to help, whether with many, or with them that have no power, help us, O Lord our God . . . So the Lord smote the Ethiopians” (2 Chronicles 14:8-12) one mill. Threescore and ten kings, having their thumbs and their great toes cut off, gathered their meat under my table: as I have done, so God hath requited me” (Judges 1:5-7) 70 And the fire of God came from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty . . . And he sent again a captain of the third fifty . . . Behold, there came fire down from heaven, and burnt up the two captains of the former fifties with their fifties” (2 Chronicles 1:10-14) one hundred and fifty, ladies and gents and god innt through with you fuckers yet, i'll leave you with this charming verse..: And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth that's right. dead bodies covering the earth, in the name of god. (the actual number is 1839220 w00pw00p christ loves, really. anyway. thanks muchly, again, to www.landoverbaptist.com you people rock my sock. anyway, enough. i am tired. bed is horisontal and i did not sleep last night. adieu friends. _R0b 2138|090106