Shoulderless.

by buttertongue
That entry was pissing me off. So I'm writing another. My dad's Bach CD has taught me the fact that I only really rock Bach's socks off in my own respect, not in the respect of all the worldly string talents of the, erm, world. Darn it. I really need to start packing now, but my mother hasn't washed my pink shirt like I asked her to, and I can't wear any of my vest tops because you're not allowed to show your shoulders in Venician churches. Now, there are some things that I can think of that it is reasonable to ask not to be seen in a church, but that is just being fussy, if you ask me. But they're not asking me, so I'm going to have to find some sleeves. And collars, if at all possible. Or cut my shoulders off. Hmmmmmmm...
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Ummmm .... one, balance is over-rated, but that's a reply from another area of my world.

Two, girls without shoulders? Would that make the breasts bigger? Sounds sexy to me. 3. You don't want to see me in a short skirt. I take unpretty to the edge of sanity.

White.
Hairy.
Chicken.
Legs.
[Anonymous]
Man, now you've gone and made me hungry.

And you don't have to add them all, dear. Just one is fine by me, but if you really want to know, the friends list here is all me, my entire misaligned universe.

I have way too much free time.

When are you/me-in-your-pocket going to Venice?
[Anonymous]
If you were to walk on your hands into these churches, would you then need to keep your knees covered?
[Anonymous]
That's alright. I grew tired of America when I was three.

I shall commence frantic gut sucking innage immediately.
[Anonymous]
No, but by golly that's a beautiful image!
[Anonymous]
Sweetness.
[Anonymous]
first off, cool pic. second, cutting your shoulders off would be interesting. it could become the new fashion craze. we'll see..
ive done the inverted color thing of me too. too bad i look like a freak. snoopy does rule.. but see, on my diary it is 'joe cool' snoopy's alias. ain't he so cool? and i was wondering.. how do you get the pic on your comments?
i would have said it.. but i was too busy eating the pie. =(
once cut-off shoulders go out of style, maybe laura and i can start a cut-off nose style. it would make me life a whole lot easier. and who likes to smell anyway?
Hmm, well, I like shoulders, so I can see what they mean...I mean, I really like shoulders. They can be tres sexy. =P

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