I'm alright...

by buttertongue
Fuck the po-leece. Dont ask... First day of college was today and I am delighted to descover I am destined to spend the rest of the next two years playing the violin, singing, and fucking about a lot. Yay! I've got cool friends allready, Luke, the half Austrailian surfer dude (and without him even telling you, you can figure out by looking at him he's a half Australian surfer dude...) Clara, who's also half Austrialian and really nice, Jess, who's so blatent about everything even I admire her, and Chris, who's really cute but only 16, damnit!!! And that's to name a few... Another thing, the person from yesterday's entry wasn't Ben (and I didn't think it was either) and Jonny's stupid little friend, Luke, appologised for the stuff he did before. I didn't exactly forgive him, I just know not to trust that lot anymore... and I can't help but feel like I've accomplished something...
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Bless. Don't you worry about links. Everything will sort itself out eventually and it will all be ok. *pats you on shoulder*. I am your mummy and I will help you through all the rough times.
[Anonymous]
=( **sniffle**
[Anonymous]
I steal everyone's ice cream. I'm just a meanie.
[Anonymous]
I think your mummy needs to employ a sex slave. It satisfies your every sexual need. I really don't want to think about that. Did I tell you my mum and dad are back together? They went on a date last night. Yuk.
[Anonymous]
Triple comments.

Wheee.
I like double comments.

But you know what's more fun than double comments?
Haha.

Very impressive.

But can you do this?
I changed it my darling don't worry. It wasn't your fault. Actually can i give up being your mummy?
I resign. Mummys can't have naked spanish sex slaves.
[Anonymous]
Well, what about the sexing? That stopping too?
Well bloody hell, woman.

Hope you're still fine as a ice cream sandwich?
Aww poop.
I'm not going anywhere.

Especially with the sexing getting started.

And lucyloucille left? I just left her a harrassing comment yesterday.
No no, I didn't mean you were using entries. I meant you should stop doing that before my head gets to big. Because once that happens, things tend to get messy.
html is fun. You can make word do this and this and this and if you want to this. I'm crap at it too. Do not fear. No, he is not la sex slave (hehehe) he is just some fun by the side. I don't want to dump him because I do not want to be Karen (the mean bitch with the Martini)
[Anonymous]
I'm freaking great now that I know your fine little behind is back to typing.

I just got a virus on my home computer that says it is going to dial international numbers to connect to the internet and charge me international call prices.

So no internet at homw until I get that shit figured out.

I'm also fairly unsexed. Sex me?
Naked? No, stupid, I only want men naked.
GIVE ME ALCOHOL YOU OVERPAID WANKER. Whoops, I forgot. I don't pay him anything. He is my slave *nods*
Moosey is wise and nice and right and... NO YOU'RE WRONG. Ok, I admit, you're probably right. I'll leave him be and hope I grow to like him again. Again.
[Anonymous]
Yay! We're both back! Well I think I am. I could be a mirage of my former self. I'm in turmoil and I don't know what to do... oh I hate being mean. The thing is, I want to dump Tom but i like him, and I dumped him before. Shitty life and shitty things and GIVE ME VODKA YOU FUCKING BITCH. Not you,my small naked spanish slave.
[Anonymous]
Nah, I'm just a loser who keeps reusing the same entry.

I'll stop when my head is big enough.

As should you.