Yuk.

Operations are so much fun!! I love operations! Especially when the operation envolves general anesthetic, which I have a genuine fear of! Golly what fun that is! Character building stuff! It's especially fun when a week later after having nearly recovered from said operation you find out that it's got infected!!! Whoopee!!! So that's why I've been waking up at 3 every morning with my mouth tasting like someone crawled into it, shat in it, and died, and puss leaking out onto my face and hair!!! ?@£&*++&*($£^£"$%&"$£&RFHSZdfli86g86f!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I know it's minging, but you're not the one who now survives on a basic diet of really really concentrated orange squash and Murray Mints. Not fun. :o(
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