Hot hair balloons.

Well, my Monday wasn't as bad as I had anticipated. John fucking-arse-licking-fanny-face-dick-rash Joyce hasn't marked the courseworks yet, and won't be 'till after easter. So I have between now and then 'till I get bollocked for not actually attempting to complete half of it. Yay. I'm sure that Mike has now gone from just being funny, to actually trying to make me laugh. Which is a good sign indeed. We were doing impressions of Steve Tyler singing "I don't want to miss a thing". Not missing out, of course, the fact that his mouth is big enough to encompass my head, and he sounds like a hyena at the end of every line. But he still rocks. Like a fucking... rock. Man. Me and Chris then went on to randomly warbling (and it probably deserved more to be described as catawalling than even warbling...) allong to Bon Jovi ballads on Chris's Ipod, but Mike got all jealous because I wouldn't let him have my ear phone. Obviously, because I can't listen to it if he has my earphone. So we came to a comprimise, and I held the earphone near my ear so he pressed his head against mine to listen. Which was nice for a second. And then he said I was headbutting him, and went and pressed his forehead against my nose. And, ladies and gentlemen, his hair is not just hot, it also smells nice. Beat that. But there's this other guy, who kind of reminds me of Charlie. He's got lovely floppy blonde hair. I don't even know his name, but he hangs around with Katie the Gitface's friends, and he made me all hot on the bus on the way home. He wasn't actually there, he didnt need to be. Heh heh... :oD We had a cool gospel choir rehearsal. The concert's on Saturday, so we were rehearsing with the band. And we rocked God's ass off. I'm gonna go make hot chocolate. Laters losers.
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Poogalicious.
yes!
we can get a whole group together to laugh at him... i mean as far as im concerned it will be like an intervention... something has to be done!
That's amazing. Thank you for enlightening me. Assuming that there are many other girls who feel as you do about penile dimensions, this is a great thing for guys everywhere, since most guys are NOT hung. Also, your attitude in this regard is so UNGREEDY, which is attractive.
[Anonymous]
yeah it was tom!
ive never seen hair like that. :-/
i want to meet him and point and laugh.

yay, we are spinsugar-y sweet friends.
oh back up lucy lu, i seem to remember a certain boy/girl with the most atrocious hair i have ever witnessed and you liked it!!!

yeah spinsugar is me :-p
ill add you, you know you want it.
hmm, i dont trust your opinion on guys hair...

:-/
GAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This's indeed an unusual topic of conversation. I disagree with you though on the size issue. I wish it DIDN'T matter, but for me it DOES & if a guy doesn't know what to do with his big dick, believe me, I'll show him. Of course the underendowed guy should whenever possible be given a chance to play. After all it's no more his fault that he's small than it's to the other guy's credit that he's hung. It's all a matter of luck!
[Anonymous]
Not as hot or smelly as my hair.

The bitch.



Oooh saucer of milk to Tommy! Meow!
[Anonymous]
i hear it's good for the hair and what not.

your friends list got long.

way to lust after random boys on the bus.
[Anonymous]
i like the names you give to people.

where are you from?
I'm glad YOU'RE the one who brought up the subject of guys & shaved pubes. It would've felt TOO TOO for me to say something like that to a girl, but since you DID bring it up, boy DO I EVER AGREE WITH YOU! There's nothing faggier than shaved public hair on a male. It is hideous. I don't even like to see the trimmed pubes on the guys in porn films. It looks so prissy. Real guys have sorta WILD hair down there. I mean thats why they call it a bush!
[Anonymous]
Hairy guys are indeed good..just not too hairy (no growth on the back or arsecheeks please). Hey, I have noticed you use the words "arse", "bloke" and "bollock". Are you from the UK?
[Anonymous]
I reckon him wanting to make you laugh is a very clear positive sign.

But then, when have I ever been informed about this kind of thing?

It could be either way for all I know.


Sorry, just having a moment of self doubt.

But it really does sound like he likes you to me.
[Anonymous]
all surfers are hot to me.
I like to imagine you with a hockey stick, gettin back! Does girls' hockey get as nasty as mens' ice hockey? I guess I know the answer to that one already..it just COULDN'T.

A guy's hair is indeed an important factor in determining whether he's gonna get a 2nd look from you. He'd have to be one HELLUVA piece of talent to even get to first base if he had greasy hair, no?
[Anonymous]
i just like the way yall (yes, yall) talk.
its great.
Hehe. Stop it, Moosey! Goodness gracious, you really need to stop with this new year's resolution and get yourself a boyfriend. I'd go with Mike, not the floppy haired one. The floppy haired one sounds too...floppy. Y'know what I mean? =P
[Anonymous]
england, thats interested. i plan on visiting there some day.
is it worth the trip?