Bath.

by buttertongue
Mmmmm I've just had a bath and washed my hair. I'm all clean-smelling and soft. Mmmmmmmmmmm... I'm not smooth though, I couldn't be bothered with razors. Shhhh, don't tell... I'm setting off towards Gatwick airport in 32 hours and 30 minutes. Wooooooooooo!!! But the BBC says it'll be thundering when I get there. Darn.
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Mmm, exquisite shoulders...

I'll steal your thunder for you, if you want? =P Then it'll be all sunny for you and your holiday. =)
[Anonymous]
Oh yeah...I better not bring thunder into the suitcase or it'll alert the baggage-handlers to the fact that there's something in there that shouldn't be. Then they'd open your suitcase and see all your underwear! And take me and Jim out! And we wouldn't be able to come with you!

PLUS, when we let the thunder out, it would go right up straight into the sky and make very very bad weather and then all the flights would be delayed and you'd get
[Anonymous]
Venice late and without me and Jim.

That would be terrible.
[Anonymous]
stick your fingers in a dike and pray
[Anonymous]
hey, thats true, but i talk to them anyway...aww youre leaving...have fun.
bring me back a soviner.
:-p
aww.
well this is a lil late i suppose, but im glad to hear tom-o is doing well. i was quite worried about the lil wanker...
aww so i have ketchup and he doesnt...well neener neener neener...now only if i have food to put it on.
pass on my hello.

i dont believe ive ever been here before im sure i wouldve remembered such a color scheme, nice set up.
dont worry about being smooth...i never shave and i get laid...so there is hope.
rockonnout