if i were a month, i'd be: november if i were a day of the week i'd be: friday if i were a time of day, i'd be: 4:20am if i were a planet, i'd be: mars if i were a animal, i'd be: penguin if i were a direction, i'd be: up if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: big comfy bed if i were a historical figure, i'd be: gandhi if i were a liquid, i'd be: lysergic acid diethylamide if i were a tree, i'd be: willow tree if i were a bird, i'd be: penguin if i were a tool, i'd be: monkey wrench if i were a flower/plant, i'd be: marijuana if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: rain if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: a lawn gnome with a pet unicorn named plattapus if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: pots&pans if i were an wild animal, i'd be: kangaroo if i were a color, i'd be: seafoam green if i were an emotion, i'd be: chillen? if i were a vegetable, i'd be: carrot if i were a sound, i'd be: bloop if i were an element, i'd be: water if i were a car, i'd be: VW BUS, nigguh if i were a song, i'd be: lucy in the sky with diamonds - the beatles if i were a movie, i'd be: the wall or almost famous or fear and loathing in las vegas if i were a food, i'd be: sushi if i were a place, i'd be: seattle if i were a material, i'd be: hemp if i were a taste, i'd be: bittersweet if i were a scent, i'd be: mango if i were a word, i'd be: splooge if i were an object, i'd be: bong if i were a body part, i'd be: elbow skin if i were a facial expression, i'd be: the one where it looks like you're thinking about something deep but really you're just starring off into space not thinking at all if i were a subject in school, i'd be: art if i were a cartoon character, i'd be: alice if i were a shape, i'd be a: paisley if i were a number, i'd be: 420 if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: flip flops