i've finally done it

i've reached the pinnacle of dorkiness. this morning marks what must be the umpteenth time this semester alone that i've woken up to discover that i don't know where my glasses are. i lost my eyes again. it's so sad. it's like i'm a little baby kitten who hasn't opened her eyes yet, and is just crawling around, feeling her way, trying not to run into anything and mewing a little bit. yeah. i mew. deal with it. leslie says it's cute. i say "it's cute for baby kittens, but i'm 18 years old." luckily shan woke up and was able to find them for me, using her super-awesome, non-myopic eyes. i'm the saddest person ever. hahahaha, i don't think it gets dorkier than being absolutely incapacitated because you lost your glasses in your sleep. haha... i'm awesome.
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you make me laff
[Anonymous]
indeed, you are.

you are in good company. that happens to me all the time. i yell really loud until my parents wake up so they can find my glasses for me. so i'm more like an annoying loud blind alleycat than a baby kitten. but anyways.






































































i would like to reiterate you are awesome
[Anonymous]
what is this all about?
[Anonymous]
more dorky than that?

waking, not being able to find your glasses, and being informed 20 minutes later that they're on your head.

i'm not only the president, but i'm a client.
[Anonymous]
Rock on.

(I replied to your comment in my diary. -Just a thing I do.)

LOOK IT"S A TIDALWAVE!!!1
[Anonymous]
when i was little they didn't have to blindfold me to play pin the tail on the donkey..they just took my glasses off.
-tessabessa-
[Anonymous]
whats an umpteen
and dork sure is a funny word
she kisses the thief of memory goodnight . with lips torn apart from sob stories of her own
glasses r sexy and u sound cute and funny

just sayin is all..
[Anonymous]