on third thought

pine isn't just for trees anymore. poizxgkab afsogihawregb sdfasjdbapdxc dafds asdiohwe raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar it happens i guess.
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I licked a pine tree once. It tasted like sap and mosquito eggs and bark. I've avoided pining ever since.
I built my personal sand castle with a three foot moat filled with alligators and Korean Michael Jackson impersonator's. Sorry yours had to fall.
castles aren't all they're cracked up to be. these days i can hardly get out of my own dungeon.
[Anonymous]
Hello lindsey kyrish. You seem unhappy. This makes me kvetchful. I shall bitch slap this internet that makes you feel this way.

Be well.

--Nick
[Anonymous]
Gooooood. I need to get out more myself. Join me?

--Nick
[Anonymous]
why do you say these things?
[Anonymous]
Forgive my insolence (for I know you but slightly) but you, miss girly, are quite breathtaking.
[Anonymous]
Rock, lobster.
[Anonymous]