these are the days of our lives.

i cannot believe i actually watched an all-girl jail fight today on 'days.'

yeah, i watch soaps at work, go figure.

the backyard is so green now.
i think you'd like it.

I'm not a genius.
I'm a waffle.
Texas has beaches, right?
I look great in a thong, can I come play too?

Dammit, that was me. I would have sworn I has just signed in.
Stupid internet/computer/anything but me.
I'mstillawafflethough.

That's me. But take out the word "texas" and insert the word "florida".

Ah, the joys of getting away.