*gasp*

SO... i decided something, i am done with relationships for awhile there too painful so for the time being i am done with them so today is the last day of fall break =[ it saddens me because ive had so much fun and i dont want to go to school tommorow and these past couple of days have been very memorable ;] hehe i swear im an angel but anyways BRANDI! listen to me, i love you, now do what i tell you!! things will work out just listen to your mother! lol i♥youtodeath just thought i would inform everybody how great sex is!! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.It stretches and tones up just about every muscle inthe body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. keep that in mind ;]
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iiii looooveee annddd misss mmyyy jaaaaddderrrrrrrrrr


our 1 yr anniversary is coming soon!!!!

*MUAH*
i got my heart ripped into a million peices and torn out and thrown on the floor and stepped on and spit on and kicked into the gutter and eaten by millions of colonies of bacteria until there was nothing but a bloody mess left and then that was washed away with sewage

haha aww yay, im ♥ed! lol, i love you too jade.

whoo, sexcapades!

...dont ask what that was for...lol.

i ♥ you x 7777777!