It is 2:18 in the morning, and I'm tired. We got home from work at 12:30 but mom decided she wanted to go shopping. So, it's 2:18 in the morning and I just got done shopping. Not only am I tired I'm also a bit slap happy because - get this- I got yelled at for NOT flirting with the cashier (who was admittedly cute and funny). Yelled at for NOT FLIRTING! My parents are too fking weird. One yells at me for flirting the other yells at me for not flirting. Save me? Anyway push came to shove and I wound up defending myself about 'touching dirty ride help'. Well I kinda said it was only one ride help and he got fired so they can't say I've been hanging on the help because "gumby" aint there no more...In addition to admitting it was only one person I also kinda added a footnote on the 'kiss'. Mom was smiling like an idiot after I told her that. I think she thinks that means I'm not gay (or Bi as most of my friends knows is the real case.) Honestly I really feel bad for my parents, becasue if I ever meet a girl/woman that knocks my socks off I'm not going to deny it. Fuck the family, they'll get over it eventually. (Though she'll still have to pass the "Maggie/Bridget/Chad" approval test.) Until we went shopping I was almost positive I was over "Gumby". I've been thinking about him less, even considering other guys to flirt with (I'm actually kinda missing JoeyKnees, as a friend but also as a flirt). But, with mentioning the 'kiss' and him in general I realized how focused I was on just him (gumby) and no one else at work. In turn I also came to the realization that - I miss Gumby, not only because he's absolutly delicious, and he makes my knees weak and my head spin and my -um any way not only for those reasons, but because he was sweet and funny and he made me feel special (hell I think he made all girls feel special- it was just something about him that if you talked to him you felt like you were the only person in existance). And, I liked taking care of him, and being called Nurse Julie - he was the only one to call me that. Lil joey tried to and gumby actually yelled at him saying I was his Nurse Julie only. In conclusion - I'm tired, my parents are contradictory, and men suck, especially those that make me miss them. The end - I'm going to sleep now.