Most of life’s problems start with men – ever notice that? Men-stration, Men-oppause, Men-tal breakdown – really keep looking and you’ll find more. Men are the root of my problems it seems. They’re confusing, moody, temperamental, jealous, and indecisive. For the love of god if I wanted all these problems I’d have looked for a girlfriend! You know who its about, and you know what its about. Start looking for my name in the paper because if this doesn’t end soon I'm gonna wind up choking someone – and it wont be me. I love ‘em, and I hate ‘em. Why can’t we all just be matriarchal polygamists? I may not have less problems, but I’d at least know what was going on.