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by 2stepsfromreal
"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you."
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Hmmm well I'm sure you remember that time we went to Tabit as under-cover Geisha right? Chad dressed up as our Mother and Anthony was our older sister. Anyway so we got to Tabit in full Geisha regalia and after months and we went to a big party with a whole shitload of Chinese migh-ups and one of them figures out we're not even Asian so we get in this huge shoot-out with music and slow motion. Then I hit an abassitor with a water gun and we all
just started laughing. Now we get all the noodles we want and really neat fans. Tabit is still under Chinese rule but we got to play dress-up so it was still a good time. Dude those where the days.
I really shouldn't be posting this on the internet, should I? If the government gets a whiff of it, I might be the next to grace its hit list. Yeah, well. Good thing we kept those "souvenirs." With the friends we got, we could totally take on the FBI with those toys.

Anyway, I know we could have "disposed" of them the first night we were there, with you getting and invitation to that guy's bed and all, but it was so much more fun to spend some time in Colombia. The sights were amazing, don't you agree? And you better never forget that night with Margarita, cause we all know I did. Aw, hell, I wish we were still down there, but we had to snap their necks eventually.
Hey, wow, you better remember that time that the United States government didn't know what to do about that nasty drug cartel down in Colombia so they sent us in as undercover assassins. It's pretty awesome to think the FBI coudln't get in, but we figured out a way. Who knew then Colombian drug lords had a thing for turtle brownies? It was a nice touch to lace them with Ex Lax. Pure stroke of genius, if I do say so myself.
So, hey, remember that time that you, me, Pidge, and Mags were reading that book together and got sucked into the Ronin universe? That was cool.
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Or, wait, that time when you and I ran away from the carnival after work and hitch-hiked to Philly. We spent all day at the historic district before
[Anonymous]
called Michael to find us a place to stay. That was cool. Your parents were really pissed at us but we only missed a day of work so they had to
[Anonymous]
forgive us. :-D JCT
[Anonymous]
OMG, remember the time we kidnapped Snape and Remus and made them strip naked in front of us!? Then we did totally unspeakable things to them for days... good times....
[Anonymous]
'member that time you made out with the principal?