ultimate Survey (377 fucking questions long) time started: 11 41 full name: alexander nicholas christian swierz nickname(s):i dunno birthday: may 7th 88 where were you born: cadilac zodiac sign: taurus height: 6'4 weight: hair color: light brown eye color: cant remember hazel green or something shoe size: 13 ring size: dont wear rings skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): halfway tan but im a white boy blood type: i know but i dont remember. grade: junior GPA:seriously its a 4.0 siblings: none,closest thing is matt and mike tattoos: none yet piercings: not anymore hobbies: dont have any really FAVORITE color:black food: i dunno candy: not sure type of cheese: munstuer pizza pepperioni or just cheese salad dressing: dont like any of them sandwich: not sure cereal: french toast crunch fruit: pinaple...or strawberries vegetable: carrots berry: strawberry cake: cheesecake book: hannible movie: casino, american history x magazine: guitar world newspaper: no idea tv show: that 70's show and uranium,oh i mean metal asailum,they changed the name radio station: i listen to xm...but z93 font: wtf? the ledgable ones cartoon character: umm...popeye artist (painter): david mann actor: johnny depp actress: umm...dunno julia robert?jk cd: evergreen terrace-burned alive by time song: to many music group: fuck music groups,if you dont play instraments i have no respect for you musicly music type: metal... day of the week: friday and saturday same as emily month: july, august and middle of winter season: summer winter holiday: i dunno shampoo: umm pantene conditioner: same number: ? phrase: ill fuck your mom in the ass with a razor dildo while im on a drive by in a buick with a fucking monkey!!!! store: hot toppic,guitar center weather: thunderstorm, sunny warm with a breeze restaurant: lees prolly channel: comedy central and fuse,oh discovery too teacher: mr wall,metal shop weekend activity: i hate my weekends jk...hanging out with emily hangout: doesnt matter house color: id have to think about it sport to watch: horror comedy action sport to play: baseball...occasionally basketball animal: my doggy flower: im a guy guy's name: ??? girl's name: autoum board game: monopoly party game: drinking games,that was when i was single tho... story from childhood: i dont have those kind of memorys from being a kid body part: i dont like my body,so that like asking what my fav rap song is HAVE YOU EVER been on a train: yup been on a plane: oh yes been in a car accident: several...5 hit a deer...went in the ditch...12 rear ended...16 rear ended badly... caused a car accident: no run into a wall: yeah burned a potato chips: actually yeah almost burned the house down: no(whistles) smoked: yes i still do been drunk: haha i live in merritt what do you think been high: yes used to be a stoner broken the law: hell yeah burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): yes kissed someone of the opposite sex: yeah. kissed someone of the same sex: yeah but zack kissed me man... frenched an animal: not on purpose made out: no never especially not on the elevator in the hospital emily!!ok that was funny had cyber sex: back in the day gotten engaged: kinda had an online relationship: i think so cant remember been rejected by a crush: yeah loved: nope never jk yeah made yourself cry to get out of trouble: when i was like 6 and that was the last time i cried cried in public: when i was little im sure everyone did cried over a movie: not really fallen asleep in a movie theater: yeah...star wars the 1st one given someone a bath: my dog been to a boarding school: been real close been home-schooled: i am lost a valuable item: uhh yeah cant think of it bungee jumped: want to and was gunna...but emily didnt want to!!! skied: i do all the time met the president: ive gotten a couple letters from him met a celebrity: all of evergreen terrace and norma jean and stepenwolf gotten a cavity: nope shopped at abercrombie & fitch: ahhhhhh hellllll nooooo made a prank call: fuckin right i have... skipped school: yup faked sick to get out of school: yes purchased something that you knew didn't fit: no climbed a tree: yeah fallen from a tree: yeah broken a bone: i think... sprained anything: i do all the time passed out: all the time made yourself pass out: dont think so been to disney world: yeah been to a theme park (not disney): yes said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes i just did made a model volcano (working model): no made a clover leaf with your tounge: dont know how...wait what?? PAST what did you do yesterday: picked mike up then picked emily up dropped mike off at the hospital took emily home memory you miss the most: i dunno memory you want to forget: alot of them somethin you regretted after it was done: not sure the last song you heard: the new foo fighters song cd you bought: evergreen terrace thing you said: ok time you cried: i dunno movie seen in a theater: saw monster in law with emilys parents...yeah i did... thing you ate: apple person who called: matt nail polish shade worn: black time you showered: today person who complimented you: no ones ever complimented me...emily AT THIS MOMENT what are you listening to: matt over the 2 way what are you wearing: dickies and a white t shirt,i look buff in this oh hell yeah,flex flex umm what are you thinking: boobs, i mean ass,i mean sex i mean just kidding!!!emily what are you scared of most: im not scared of anything how may people are on your buddy list: that i actually talk to?80-or 90 FUTURE Occupation: pilot Marriage site: dont think it will be up to me Honeymoon: once again not up to me Place to live: cali or florida Kids: prolly Car: not sure... What are you doing tomorrow: working hanging out with emily Do you think George bush will be reelected: already did...that was a redneck holiday Will there be a wwIII: nope Will politics ever be truthful: hell no Will humanity snuff itself out: nah Can the gov. be changed: i dunno maybe FRIENDS best friend: mike matt emily funniest: zack silliest: zack loudest: emily!! quietest: mikey at times craziest: zack and i put together calmest: mike skinniest: joe best secret keeper: emily... worst secret keeper: prolly mike the one you have but don't want: hmm smartest: i dunno preppiest: joe no not you dude peppiest: not sure most hyper: emily at times hottest: i dunno weirdest: mike biggest pervert: mike most annoying: im not friends with annoying people shyest: cg no jk prolly umm most religious: oh yeah emilys got that one covered lol DO YOU BELIEVE IN: Heaven: yeah Hell: yeah Angels: yeah im dating one Devil: who do you think i am? God: yeah Buddha: good god all of those could be sumed up in do you believe in god? Aliens: umm not sure Ghosts: yeah my house is haunted at times spirits (souls): yeah soulmates: yes reincarnation: yes love at first sight: i dunno not at first sight well maybe karma: yes love in general: yes luck: yeah i have bad luck but i dunno yourself: a little CRUSH who and when was your first crush: dont remember a celebrity crush: juliya who do you want to be with right now: cant tell whos number do you want: no ones who do you want to kiss : cant tell again what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: im not pretty when they are if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: this one chick, emily dupuis, definitely (i just left what you said emily) on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: im not at all first thing noticed about the opposite sex: i dunno what do you look for personality-wise: talkative, comical, intellectual at times, intelligent biggest turn on: ummm why do you need to know biggest turn off: i dunno something they wear that turns you on: not sure something they wear that turns you off: guys cloting,baggy pants shirts exc the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: i dunno the most romantic thing that has happened to you: dont know what do you wear on a coffee date: dont go on them is it right to flirt if you're taken: full on uhh yeah is cyber cheating: yeah are eyes the passageway to the soul: sure who would you like to take to the prom: emily do you want to hug somebody right now: yeah do you know what an aphrodisiac is: yes describe: its horny food!!! DESCRIBE: mellow: laid back or just blown out melancholy: hmmm... the perfect date: im a guy come on the perfect mate: emily how m&m's are made: why did you make me take this emily!!!?? why manhole coves are round: ahhhhhhh ONE OR THE OTHER coke/pepsi: coke sprite/7-up : sprite boxers/briefs : boxers gold/silver : bling bling vanilla/chocolate : choco flowers/candy : ... book/magazine: magazine tv/radio : radio glass half empty/half full: half full democrat/republican: depends colored pencils/markers: markers coffee/tea: cofee sun/moon: moon day/night: night hot/cold: hot dog/cat: dog button/zipper: zipper cotton/feather pillow: cotton blue/purple: blue plumber/trashman: niehther jeans/shorts: pants long distance relationship/none: long distance. mechanical/regular pencil: regular pencil matt/ben: ben that 70's show/simpsons: that 70s show kelso/eric: kelso donna/Jackie: donna bart/lisa: bart romeo/Juliet: romeo romantic comedy/thriller: thriller nsync/bsb: yeah ok then peanut butter/jelly: peanut butter waffles/pancakes: pancakes letter/email: depends florida/California: i like both pizza/burgers: pizza hat/visor: hat football/rugby: rugby iceskating/blading: rollerblading movie at home/in theater: movie at home FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR yellow: bus red lipstick: atreyu socks: mike cowtipping: me wasted leaving merritt speedway 2 years ago moulin rouge: whore Greenland: vikings Iceland: same harry potter: get a life red: blood blackberry: jam rose: prom rooster: alice in chains taxes: money bill Clinton: i,did not,have sexual,relations,with that woman whipped cream: uhhh george w. bush: call me W lollipops: that one day at wallmart with ringpops dreams: wierd ones love: emily guys: me and matt getting chased by cops for some reason south park: goddamnit!!! boy bands: AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! penguins: tuxedo girls: penis i mean ladys section in jc penny i mean fuck uhhh uhhh uhhh just kidding like middle schoolers for some reason thong: what emily rarely wears!underwear! i mean um beach death: cemetery spoons: soup junk mail: fuck dairy: sitdiary panties: grannies your father: cough asshole cough uhh a nice man Pizza: sauce britney spears: hey baby baby im having a baby vitamin: r ARE YOU Happy: not really Sad: no Religious: somewhat Bitchy: no Crazy: sometimes Messy: sometimes Mad: no Slacker: sometimes Nerd: not really Bookworm: no Jock: no Preppy: no Selfish: not really Giving: yeah Obsessive: no Violent: unlike emily no jk dont hurt me!! Calm: sure Peaceful: why not Mellow: at times Eccentric: can be Caring: yeah Untrustworthy: no Loyal: oh yeah Patriotic: yeah Perverted: nope Colorful: no Artistic: i dunno MISCELLANOUES (spelled wrong) what color is your jacket: dont have one now... do you shave: yes where: face what color is your razor: metal colered what size is your bed: cali queen what color crayon would you be: dunno what are the last four digits of you phone number: 3020 cant remember that cell num and 4517 feelings on abortion: depends on the situation. pro-life mostly though how long does it take you to shower: 5 10 mins what does your screenname mean:a band thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: dont care who so you trust the most: emily is cussing a necessity in life: yes how about coffee: yes is the world screwed: yes what something you cant live without: music what time did you fall asleep: 4 know what 69 means: yup how about 143: no can you live without a microwave: yeah what do think about death: you die where and when do you want to be married: dunno do you want to drop out of school: no why is the sky blue: because it is what is a good trait about yourself: hmmmm.... what do you always think about: i dunno nothing...you can prolly figure it out what is wrong with your school: dont go what is right with your school: how do you react to change: depends on what it is do you talk to yourself: sometimes what is your opinion on love: its good? can you afford to lose weight: hell yeah what color would you dye your hair: unnatural red yuck emily...black best thing anyones told you: i dunno what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: ok then your definetly drunk does being psycho appeal to you: no if you wrote a book, what would it be about: i dunno what would you change your name to: not sure longest crush lasted how long: almost a year