To answer a friend of mine, no....pubic hair is not sexy. But the problem is NO pubic hair is also not sexy, it is truely a predicament. Now it's entirely different between the sexes, we'll start with guys first. Now you're getting hot and heavy with the kute boy with the upturned collar n before u kno his pants are down and your on ur knees in front of him. Now a large bushy mess is quite repelling, in fact i wont move on from that state unless they are really hot, the other extreme being completely shaven/waxed i mean ALL gone. this also is in a way gross, the skin looks .... disturbing and un natural and reminds me all to much of show and tell at recess in about 4 grade. so the best thing for guys to do is trim, keep it tidy just like a hair cut. keep it level and straight, keep it non smelling and combed even. a slong as it's there but not overbearing all is well in the world of men. Now for womens turn. A whole world of possibilitys in my eeys, now when im talking about pubic hair im jjust talking about in the pants, girls of course can have problems with hair on legs, upper lip, armpits whatever, i am not a fan but some men are. Now the point of in the pants is close to the mens, can't have a bush but SOME women can pull off the clean shaven and some can't. It truely depends on what it looks like down there, also landing strips, V's and neatly trimmed are always exceptable. Now the shitty part is for women taht in my eyes if the guys got something wrong with it there are ways around, for girls if it is overbearingly bushy all is lost. i will not eat, i will not finger, i will not fuck. im sorry that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Now on to something else....but what? hmm ok the fact that straight guys believe all gay/bi boys are sluts and our sole purpose in life is to suck there cock. now the thought does cross ones mind if they are hot. But i am tired of 300 pounds linebackers who just want to get off into something warm and wet tell me to get on my knees. I'll simply tell you the story of today So im sitting at the lunchroom casually reading through a book and listening to the few girls chatter around me, only girls sit next to me, not that i mind they are hot. When out of apparently nowhere four members of the football team come over and demand the girls leave, now being hot but being seen with the "fag" cancels there opportunitys out so wanting to impress the boys they leave. Not a good sign, i'm of course preparing fora pummeling, a beating, who knows maybe i'll get to gouge this fuckers eyes out with a spork. now the kute one, the ONLY kute one, starts off kind of shifty saying this, "so...ur the one that likes boys AND girls right?" yes of course i am, adn this went on for awhile. Finally i asked him (this was after ten minutes of confirming i do in fact like boys) what he wanted...he said a blowjob. now like i said this is the only kute boy on the team, and it spiked my interest. unfortunately he noticed me checking him out and back handed me across teh cheek. enough to get the point across, not enough for me to retaliate (he'll win unless i've got big bruises). he continued to say no, the "nose guard" hadn't been laid lately and they wanted him to get off before the next practice so he could avert his full attention. I said no, and yet another back hand. He said i frankly didn't have a choice in teh matter that they would haul me down and plug my nose and shove it in my mouth if they had to. I told them i'd cut there balls off....which thankfully there is a rumour going around that after an attempted rape i cut off a boys balls, the truth is i kicked him rather viciously and one ruptured. nowthe one sitting next to me (the kute one and his friend were on the other side) had slowly pushed mein closer and closer, to the walli lean on. It was then i realised this was the one they were talking about. I looked over...and frankly if he lost about 60 pounds, grew some decent hair on his head, and worked on his acne he might be ok. unfortuantely in his present state he was not. i said no, and he put his hand on my thigh...i let it slide, until he started rubbing up closer towards my cock, which is about when i thought i could headbutt a "noseguard" yea i bled he sat there looking dumbfounded. then angry, the other two laughed and said they could do this in private, or right there. I said privately, they said to meet in the locker room, after next period. Which of course gave me enough time to report them adn get them all in abit of hot water. Unfortunately i thought the embarssment wiould be enough. I was wrong. at the end of the day they grabbed me and brought me to the locker room i so tenaciously avoid. there iw as stripped, naked, and he took off his clothes while his buddys laughed at the fact that i was bigger then he, or at least more well endowed. well after i sat there rather pissed snarling at the kute one, they advanced and beat me down to the ground, i can fight yes but not these two at the same time, before i knew it i had a black eye and some pretty messed up ribs, they naturally left my lips alone...assholes. so now i was held rather roughly in between the big guys knees with his cock at full mast, he looked embarassed but ready to do it. so after a bit of bitching i had my head shoved down into his balls, a not so pleseant smell and said he'd hold me theretil i opened up and started licking. naturally i did after awhile, its a lot easier to jus let it happen. i licked his balls for awhile then after he started getting into it i sucked his cock, wasn't so bad i jus imagined the other guy, i spit his cum in the kute guys face who then proceeded to smack me hard. well after all was said and done, they paid me.....a LOT 1200 bux, which if they'd said in the first place i would have done willingly. that was to keep quiet of course. Which i didn't, i got all of um expelled....sept the kute one. never expell the kute ones.