RabidBtrFly17: hey!!!!!!
DreamsFrom2001: BOO
DreamsFrom2001: lol
DreamsFrom2001: wazzup
RabidBtrFly17: NM you? just got back from damn crazy russian birthday mofo poolness party...
DreamsFrom2001: haha
DreamsFrom2001: where?
RabidBtrFly17: my adopted cousins b-day, my aunt marinas house
DreamsFrom2001: ooo crazy russian family
RabidBtrFly17: yes, it was horrible
RabidBtrFly17: beyond horrible, but the cake was good lol
DreamsFrom2001: hehe why so bad
RabidBtrFly17: there were so many girls....omg...they were everywhere.
RabidBtrFly17: and they were all really ditzy..
DreamsFrom2001: skiny idiots?
RabidBtrFly17: and...they liked jesse mCartney...
RabidBtrFly17: and they didnt know who the white stripes were
RabidBtrFly17: aaaaah
DreamsFrom2001: ...
DreamsFrom2001: how did you....?
DreamsFrom2001: X_X
DreamsFrom2001: i'd be dead
RabidBtrFly17: IM TELLING YOU THEY WERE LIKE RETARDED ZOMBIES! like friggen house maid, robots!
DreamsFrom2001: ...
DreamsFrom2001: dude i cant believe that shit.....
DreamsFrom2001: -cringe-
RabidBtrFly17: ya, and they all spoke russian, they are like a friggen russian clan....they are the friggen KKK! holy shit! I would have rather stuck myself in a room with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold! scary fucking shit there dude.
DreamsFrom2001: LMFAO
DreamsFrom2001: fucking russian people.... yea they're worse than most dope dealers.
RabidBtrFly17: MOST?!?! they are worse than fucking jamaican prostitutes on crack!
DreamsFrom2001: hehe but i LIKE jamaicans..... they sound so funny when they have 18 cc of crack shot up and a needle of heroin shoved up their ass.
DreamsFrom2001: at that point they walk funny too
DreamsFrom2001: its funny shit.
DreamsFrom2001: all u need is popcorn.
RabidBtrFly17: just were have you seen that ...? o.O
RabidBtrFly17: cause I wanna friggen see it too!
RabidBtrFly17: Weres the popcorn biotch!
RabidBtrFly17: lol
DreamsFrom2001: lol just go down to any k'bunk beach and find the people my brother hangs out with.
DreamsFrom2001: they all think their black
DreamsFrom2001: **they're
DreamsFrom2001: and yea a few that actually are think they're from jamaica
DreamsFrom2001: -.-
RabidBtrFly17: ahahahahaha
RabidBtrFly17: thats great. almost as great as naked eskimos....
RabidBtrFly17: ahaha
DreamsFrom2001: -twitch-
DreamsFrom2001: thats just disturbing.
RabidBtrFly17: Yes, It really was. I wonder what squirrels on crack look like...
DreamsFrom2001: hehe the people that i hang out with. thats what.
RabidBtrFly17: they must be pretty sexy! haha
DreamsFrom2001: lol i reeeeeally wouldnt knooooow.....
RabidBtrFly17: mhhhmmmm lol
RabidBtrFly17: so how was the streets tonight? get any action?
RabidBtrFly17: aha
DreamsFrom2001: me?? a WHORE??
RabidBtrFly17: YES BIOTCH!
DreamsFrom2001: -hides sign that clearly states: only 75 cents an hour-
DreamsFrom2001: bitch!
DreamsFrom2001: screw u
RabidBtrFly17: wheres my money, Im youre PIMP!
RabidBtrFly17: ahaha
RabidBtrFly17: im such a good pimp
RabidBtrFly17: lol
RabidBtrFly17: I treat my hookers nice, with respect. youre my bitches
RabidBtrFly17: lol
DreamsFrom2001: lmao
RabidBtrFly17: yea I know, Im hott you just cant resist me, But please try, I DONT swing that way ahahaha
RabidBtrFly17: now, seriously, wheres my money lol
RabidBtrFly17: u still there? maybe you should lower your price to 50 cents....then we could call you 50...cent...lol
DreamsFrom2001: lmao
DreamsFrom2001: ur messed dude
RabidBtrFly17: maybe so....maybe soo....but hey, I need to make money.....I, As a Pimp, need money..and hoes...so I can make money.
RabidBtrFly17: now..I could go out on the streets myself..but....too much effort.
RabidBtrFly17: lol
DreamsFrom2001: lol dude if ur a pimp: then you have an asset i never quiet managed to notice
DreamsFrom2001: is there.... something you'd..... i dunno: like to tell me?
DreamsFrom2001: ??
RabidBtrFly17: You caught me bitch! ahaha Noooo Im a pimpette! but pimp just sounds better. besides, I like to add mystery to the job
RabidBtrFly17: ahaha
DreamsFrom2001: ur a she-man then????
DreamsFrom2001: HOLY FUCK
RabidBtrFly17: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, I like my woman..ness...ahaha..I am all she ahaha, but if it entertains you, you may think what you like
DreamsFrom2001: okie pokie ur high-ny-ness
RabidBtrFly17: hahah Im a sexy pimp ahaha
RabidBtrFly17: SAY IT! IM A SEXY PIMP! DO IT! OR ELSE I WILL SEND AN ARMY OF KILLER LADYBUGS AFTER UR ASS!
RabidBtrFly17: muwahahahaha
DreamsFrom2001: but i have a cute ass
DreamsFrom2001: T.T
RabidBtrFly17: ahahahaha, My ass is cuter biotch!
RabidBtrFly17: ahahaha
DreamsFrom2001: THATS IT!!NO ONE INSULTS DA GLUTUS MAXIMUS!!
DreamsFrom2001: i challange you to an ass-off next time we meet!
RabidBtrFly17: DAMN STRAIGHT! PREPARE TO LOOSE CRACK HOE!
DreamsFrom2001: fuck u pot wench!
DreamsFrom2001: ><
RabidBtrFly17: Oh No U didnt!!!!
RabidBtrFly17: Ill beat ur scrawny ass!
DreamsFrom2001: -snap- oh its on!
DreamsFrom2001: bring it bitch!
RabidBtrFly17: Maybe I will!
RabidBtrFly17: Ill bring me curling iron too! So i can burn your ass with it! ahahahaha
DreamsFrom2001: haha aight: do just that. then shove it up your ass!
RabidBtrFly17: ouch,
RabidBtrFly17: lol
DreamsFrom2001: lol
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